My first one.

Pheasant that it. I was bombing along on my T/Bird and the silly bird
dived out of the hedge and knocked my lhs mirror and clutch lever
vertical. It then bounced and hit me. Ouch.



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<Homer mode> Mmmmm...Oven roasted Pheasant with truffle sauce....mmmmmm.

Glad you didn't get knocked off though. Mind ewe, they're a bit smaller than
badgers.

JB

 

Yeah they hurt don't they? - although I didn't hit a pheasant myself, I
have wacked a pigeon with my leg and that stung for ages.

 

I take it you're going to eat the bugger ?
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I've taken out a seagull - which was nice... bad table manners though.

 

Nasty, you don't wanna get on the wrong end of the beak on those.

 

heh

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I believe the states that if you kill it you can't eat it.

Where are the lawyers when you need one. You wait and wait then three
come along together.

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It caught me in the boob.

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<snort> Plenty of padding then? ))))

 

it's much much easier with a 12ga SBS and 2x 32g Number 6's

 

Badgers tend not to jump.

 

They used to when Bear hit them on his ZX9 (apparently).


JB

 

No, Bear jumped off the badger - not the other way round.

ie. Bear rode _over_ the badger.

IME of various woodland fowl, they seem to fly up at the worst possible
moment to cause maximum head/upper body/fairing carnage

 

IANAL, but I thought you could 'go back' and get roadkill, but you
can't stop there and then to pick it up. Which kind of relies on it a)
not becoming pancake shaped before oyu get back, and b) not being
picked up by someone else who didn't hit it.

 

But not so intimate though.

 

Lots.

Do you know what it feels like when you hit your nuts on the petrol
tank if you stop a bit too quickly? Well, it feels the same with
boobs....It hurts like hell.

 

Oooooh! I do.

Well actually I haven't done that, but I did used to own a Raleigh
Chopper bike - the one with the nut cracker gear lever...........

 

Yeouch! That happened to Pauk a coupla weeks back on the R1, he had a huge
bruise on his chest & shoulder from it, quite pretty it was too.

 

HedgeHog says...

Chicks dig scars