My brother's joke

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Power Grainger, Nov 14, 2003.

  1. Power Grainger

    Power Grainger Guest

    Q: What's the best thing about shagging 28year-old girls?

    A: There's 20 of them.

    Works best if you say it aloud...

    They wouldn't let me tell it at work ;o(
     
    Power Grainger, Nov 14, 2003
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    Alan.T.Gower Guest


    I'm not surprised. Naughty you girl. Go to your room, I'll be in to
    punish you later ;o)


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    Alan

    http://www.ads-training.co.uk
    "Kneesliders Sponsored by Cane"
    GSX-R1000 , Triumph Thunderbird, ZXR750L2 Racer(gone), GHPOTHUF#27
    TGF, UKRMFBC#7, Two#24, BOTAFOF#11, YTC#9, GYASB#1. SbS#23.
    DFWAG#2, DS#2, DIAABTCOD#20. remove "thisbit" in the reply
    http://sportsbike.org (our own endurance team) http://Team-ukrm.com
    "Nemo repente fuit turpissimus"
     
    Alan.T.Gower, Nov 14, 2003
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    AndrewR Guest

    I'll help.


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    AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
    Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
    BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
    BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, Keeper of the TFSTR#
    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Nov 14, 2003
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    In uk.rec.motorcycles, Power Grainger said:
    I've got a similar one but it's a bit more long winded.

    John takes the day off work and phones in sick.
    "I'm sick" says John, "I won't be coming in today".
    "That's three times in the last month!" says his boss. "You were sick
    two weeks ago, you were sick last week and now today. Tell me, Just
    *how* sick are you today?"
    "Well" says John. "I'm in bed with my six year old sister"
     
    Whinging Courier, Nov 14, 2003
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    The Older Gentleman Guest

    Oh, all right then.

    Why do some men like shagging eight year-olds?

    Because your cock looks *massive* in the video.

    I'll get my dirty raincoat.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Nov 14, 2003
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    In uk.rec.motorcycles, The Older Gentleman said:
    Oooooo....

    What is the difference between a priest and a zit?

    Nothing, they both come on your face by the time you're thirteen.
     
    Whinging Courier, Nov 14, 2003
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  7. Power Grainger

    Alan.T.Gower Guest


    Cheers mate, now continue tying yourself up.

    --
    Alan

    http://www.ads-training.co.uk
    "Kneesliders Sponsored by Cane"
    GSX-R1000 , Triumph Thunderbird, ZXR750L2 Racer(gone), GHPOTHUF#27
    TGF, UKRMFBC#7, Two#24, BOTAFOF#11, YTC#9, GYASB#1. SbS#23.
    DFWAG#2, DS#2, DIAABTCOD#20. remove "thisbit" in the reply
    http://sportsbike.org (our own endurance team) http://Team-ukrm.com
    "Nemo repente fuit turpissimus"
     
    Alan.T.Gower, Nov 14, 2003
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