My bindit is missing

Shit.

I will have a quick check around my local scroats, but it is a bit larger
than what they usually nick.


--

Kevin - Basildon
XV535
VOLVO FH12
GPZ305 (her's)
BOTAFOT#67 BOTAFOF#23
OSOS#29

 

IHE Plod will do **** all, except issue a crime number.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

steve auvache scribbled on the back of a napkin:

Arse. Sorry to hear that.

Indeed.

 

Arse. Bandit stolen!

 

What about by the balls?

Wot 'e sed.

 

Worth evaluating as a deterrent.

Bastards

BTW, got your email, cheers for that.
SWMBO's not in a fit state to discuss it reasonably ATM, so I'll get back to
you.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

The best thing to use if you want to inflict pain but be able to deny
having an offensive weapon is a sock half filled with sand. You might
have to get a bit closer to the target than if you use a lump of wood
but you'll hurt them a lot more when you get going.

 

Dan L wrote

Hey, do you mind. I got a phone call from them at 9 this morning
telling me that they are on the case with the paperwork and asking me if
I was a wog and needing victim support. I said that was none of their
business and could I have a left handed pick axe handle please. They
also said that, on the specific instructions of the Chief Constable, a
nice young man would be coming round to check the paperwork had been
done correctly including the correction to the colour which they had
down as Green and he prefers chocolate biscuits[1]. My response to this
and other similar question were noted, including the bit about "please
pass my comments on this matter the Chief Constable." On the ball they
are.


I feel an exchange of letters coming on. I'll make the **** earn his
money even if his minions are spending their time filling in fucking
forms.


[1] Not strictly true as it goes, I didn't find out which biscuits he
prefers but why let facts get in the way of blind prejudice.

 

BGN wrote

VG. You are too subtle for round here sometimes.

 

K Olley wrote

Please do Kev, if they have moved their attentions this side of the A127
we would all like to know about it.

Actually they don't seem to do that over here, it must be an SS13/4
problem.

 

When I was training for me direct access test, we were on GS500s. The
instructor on his CB500 could never keep up when we got onto the A23.
The non restricted GS500s are ok, if a bit harsh.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, BGN

Arse. Bandit taken without consent?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

No luck, but will keep my eyes open.

Those that are still around may be moving their attentions elsewhere or
they may be changing there habbits.

SS15 actually, the one that borders CM11/2.


--

Kevin - Basildon
XV535
VOLVO FH12
GPZ305 (her's)
BOTAFOT#67 BOTAFOF#23
OSOS#29

 

Indeed.
--

Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger, 90 CB450DX
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
skype: fr.jack (without the dot)
We'll open up your eyes, just to check that you're asleep, again

 

K Olley wrote

Dunno mate. I had a chat with the taxi driver this morning to see if he
knew who and what was going on locally and his first reaction was to
blame the pikeys from Crays Hill. Which, given what I know of them,
makes perfect sense.

 

Bugger.

 

Bummer. I know that feeling.

The insco will now prolly ask for all manner of things, keys,
service book, MOT, V5 etc.

The police will phone later to ask if you've managed for solve the
crime. This would be a good time to ask about the "shoot to kill"
policy.

Commiserations

 

Now the sexual orientation of the culprit may have a bearing upon
whether they enjoy that or not.

 

I think my next bike may HAVE To be a Bandit, just so I can spray ARSE
on it.

 

The police are on the case.

Oh, if only you were my Wicked Uncle!