My BiL told me about a little incident he had today. He was filtering on his gixer 750 past a line of slow-moving cars in a 30 zone - probably doing 35mph. A car in this line appeared to take exception to him passing and swerved into his path causing him to swing out into what little oncoming traffic there was. BiL swivels round and gives the driver the finger. Unfortunately the driver is a police officer in an unmarked car and on come the flashing blue lights hidden behind the grille and it's time to pull over for a chat. Lots of cliched plod expressions[1], arm-waving, name-calling & threats of court appearances later and, unbelievably, my BiL departs with just a producer!! He's always been a jammy cnut. [1] "You lot think you own the road!" / "Oh, bit of an expert on law are we?"[2] [2] BiL had just told him he couldn't prove BiL was speeding [3] and told Plod his wife was a solicitor [4] [3] I'm surprised Plod wore this because he had a colleague in the car - thought the word of 2 cops was as much evidence as was needed. No? [4] This isn't true.