My Baby wants to learn spannering

in exchange for favours.

She is intending to buy a pre loved bike and is aware how much they can
benefit from simple tlc and quite sensibly really wants to get the
basics down from a non parental source.

 

Job for the Spic, innit?

 

Only if he wants grandchildren.

 

I'd be more than happy to teach a charming young lady like Mr
Auvache's baby.

Steve, give her my number, mate.

 

I'll have you know my hatred of religion extends to rebelling against
my catholic upbringing, she's safe from all that bareback malarkey.

Btw, just a couple of steps off having the old SV650 back on the road
in naked form. Got a rad and straightened out the most of the rest.
The track-bike conversion will have to wait until I've got more dosh.

 

Do I have it?

 

**** me, senility catching up that fast, is it? Next thing we'll know
is you'll be posting on here asking if that nice Harold Wilson fella
won the election.

I'll email it to you.

 

Election? We trounced the Cavaliers then? Good News for the
Commonwealth.

Ta. I'll pass it on.

 

ITYM "Auvache as Dad". A far scarier prospect.

 

Mind bleach, please.

 

Cavaliers? Are they Red Rose or White Rose?

 

There is pre loved and then there is stains that simply won't come out.

 

8665

 

You wanna check your email then

 

No I don't, it is all spam from people who aren't actually sending me
spam like amazon and tesco and saga and I'll just have to fucking wade
through it. At least with proper spam you can make filters and just
report it to spamcop and forget it. With not real spam you have to pay
it some attention and I can't be arsed because I don't want to buy it
whatever it is. If I did I would have done but I didn't so I obviously
don't but it doesn't stop them so I punish them by not reading as much
as I can of it but it still takes time to do that.