Mwahaahaahaahaaa! Phear My Bling!

So, Mr Dodger of Salads! You toy with your puny Rings Of Fire. You think
this will intimidate me! ME! The Sultan Of Bling!

I have replaced the pathetic driving lights with Halogen spots. This,
alone, should be enough to drive you unto the fifth pit of despond.

But NO! No, no. I will not let you off so lightly. Truly, the Prophet is
with me.

Today, I have received a package from the Evil Empire. It contains new
chromy things. New crash bars, full mightily do they gleam!

And what is this? Praise be to Kawasaki Heavy Industries, and their
chosen channel, Ebay! They have HIGHWAY PEGS!

Highway pegs! Mwaahaahaahaa! I can change my foot position at will! On
the move, even!

Bow, lowly mortal. Supplicate.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"

 

Oh.
My.
Word.

All systems go btw?

--
Dnc
ZZR1100 - tagline being developed
B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ VS800 - borked
TS150 - squatting ~|~ V2300 - flat cap and rug

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Doesnotcompute

Oh yes. Flight booked. Ferry booked. Money burning hole in pocket. All
systems go.

It occurred to me this evening. You (currently resident in Holland) have
done a sizeable money transfer to me. I've drawn a chunk of money in
Euros. I've booked a one-way flight to Holland. I've also booked a
one-way ferry from Holland.

I think we may be spending a little while in Customs on the way home....
;^)

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"

 

<waves Kuryakn Toe Pegs - which arrived in the post this morning>

<waves indicator stop tail combination yet to be attached>

<dangles chrome brake reservoir four way switch block>(cracked)

<turns on Rings of Fire>

<Sits back in warm blue and pink glow of contentment>

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:

Heh. Not to mention the all too brief duration, chosen area of overnight
stay and not insignificant difference in arrival/departure points/methods.

Bring it on.
Actually, no, let's not.
<cancels planned visit to 'mate who can'>


--
Dnc
ZZR1100 - tagline being developed
B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ VS800 - borked
TS150 - squatting ~|~ V2300 - flat cap and rug

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

You BASTARD! How did you know?

<Wanders off to find copy of "Shiny Stuff Monthly"[1]>


[1] I think I left it in the toilet.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Doesnotcompute

Good call. Seriously. I used to have to go through Harwich a lot in a
previous incarnation. Lone blokes get targeted quite a bit. I've had the
sniffer dog through my car on more than one occasion.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"

 

It could be like Ewan and Charli^h^h^es.

you don't think in my job I'd actually consider drug smuggling[1] or at
least not make use of 'other facilities' than riding it myself.


[1] although I did once, accidentally, realised when I was airside that
I'd been a bit neglectful in finishing the contents of my wallet. It was
an interesting flight, certainly didn't get much sleep.




--
Dnc
ZZR1100 - tagline being developed
B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ VS800 - borked
TS150 - squatting ~|~ V2300 - flat cap and rug

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

All this sounds rather like the cold war.

 

You told everyone here IIRC

 

http://www.shiny.co.uk/

HTH

Paul.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan

The highway pegs were a pleasant surprise to me, so I can't have done.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"

 

Heh.

 

You didn't, it was an assumption on my part based upon your recent
attempt to purchase every Voyager spare part available.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Wicked Uncle Nigel amazed us all with this pearl
of wisdom:

If you two lived next door to each other, I'd fully expect to see your
front gardens to feature on some chavvy website at Christmas.

 

You're an EU citizen, surely?

 

ROFL. The GayLord of the Blings, indeed.

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:

Gif!

 

The sweet caress of Marigolds.

 

They were cheap and you will re-sell them and make some money?

Until they rust

Translation: they do not fit properly and wobble about.

I suppose that's one better than "suppurate".