Mwaaaaahaahaaahaaaaaa!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nigel Eaton, Apr 2, 2004.

  1. Nigel Eaton

    muddycat Guest

    heh

    The power plant where I used to work had a full assortment of what you
    call rattle guns. We call them an impact wrench. The grandad of them all
    has a 3.25" square drive. The sockets fit nuts 6" across the flats. We
    suspended it from the crane and took two people to operate.

    DAGA-DAGA-DAGA-DAGA-DAGA-DAGA-DAGA-DAGA. He he he.

    --
    muddy

    Testing the limits of gravity since 1947.

    icq - 219328929
     
    muddycat, Apr 3, 2004
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  2. Nigel Eaton wrote
    An angle grinder is not about putting things back together. That is for
    wimps and Blue Peter presenters. Destruction is a mans game.

    An Angle Grinder only needs to be On to do it's work, the rest of the
    magic is the responsibility of the operator.



    Can you steer your shower of sparks, can you make then go left and right
    and up and down and round and round as lay down patterns in the air?
    Your so called UberGrinder is a child's toy.
     
    steve auvache, Apr 3, 2004
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  3. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache
    You're from Essex, right?
    Use it to chop out the errant apostrophe in that sentence then, oh
    Senile One.
    Steer? *Steer*? I lay out beautifully aimed lines of exquisitely
    accurate sparks. At precisely set[1] angles.
    Now there you have me. It is. Big child though.


    [1] Albeit all-too-often wrongly calculated...
     
    Nigel Eaton, Apr 3, 2004
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  4. Nigel Eaton

    Oldbloke Guest

    Is that the one that expired on the motorway?

    How exactly did that story end?

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    My Bike 2000 Honda CB500
    M'boy's Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)

    BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26
     
    Oldbloke, Apr 3, 2004
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  5. Nigel Eaton

    Oldbloke Guest

    Champ wrote:
    Heh, and no need to keep going to the engineer's supplies shop and buying
    those pesky angle grinder sparks either.

    --
    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My Bike 2000 Honda CB500
    M'boy's Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)

    BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26
     
    Oldbloke, Apr 3, 2004
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  6. Nigel Eaton

    deadmail Guest

    Oh well, guess it's time to put the grinder attachment onto the
    compressor. Vffff Vffffff Vfffff.

    Doesn't make anywhere near as nice a noise as the rattle gun.
     
    deadmail, Apr 3, 2004
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  7. Nigel Eaton

    deadmail Guest

    Oh no, it's its replacement. E34 520i Tourer. At it's post-purchase
    service (260 quid for the inspection II... ouch!) they said the disks
    and pads needed doing.

    Got the car dragged off the motorway, train home. Returned the
    following morning pulled my stuff out the car, pulled the battery out
    and a couple of new relays off it. Patted it a fond farewell and sent
    it off to the crusher.

    Life's hard and then you die.
     
    deadmail, Apr 3, 2004
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  8. Nigel Eaton

    Oldbloke Guest

    Hmm, nice car.
    Mine cost me £700 this week: service / wiper motor / brake fluid change and
    new radiator - big ouch. Still, at least it's recent appetite for water
    wasn't the head gasket as I suspected, so I'll stick to Plan A - keep the
    bugger long term and run it until it won't run anymore.
    Indeed, when I first moved to Bicester my old Honda Civic only made the
    journey from my folks house once.
    Next time it came out of the garage we towed it to the scrappy and got the
    princely sum of £12.00 for it.
    Fair brought a tear to my eye it did (I liked that car, had a superb 3 tone
    paint scheme - rust / primer / black hammerite)

    --
    Dan L (Oldbloke)
    My Bike 2000 Honda CB500
    M'boy's Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)

    BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26
     
    Oldbloke, Apr 3, 2004
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  9. Nigel Eaton

    deadmail Guest

    I quite like it but don't like the 23mpg I've got in mixed driving.

    I regret buying as quickly since I was panicking since I didn't have a
    car. WHilst I'm happy with this one I'd have liked the 2.5 or 3l lump
    on the 'may as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb' principle. The
    2.5td lump is also a lovely bit of kit but those cars are pricey in the
    tourer versions so I'm not convinced it makes economic sense.
    Yeah, it's an ouch. It's a big ouch that I'd put mine through it's MOT
    shortly before it expired including 150 quids worth of brake work.

    Running cars into the ground, it's hard work judging when to scrap 'em!
     
    deadmail, Apr 3, 2004
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  10. Nigel Eaton wrote
    Wrong.

    I live here, I ain't from here.
     
    steve auvache, Apr 3, 2004
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  11. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ian
    Cool! What does it do when you run it backwards, put metal back on?

    I want one.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Apr 3, 2004
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  12. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick
    I was kind of assuming the presence of some sort of locking mechanism to
    prevent this.

    Having said that I did once watch a friend plug-reverse a lathe from
    highish speed. It had a screw on chuck that briefly chased us around his
    workshop.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Apr 3, 2004
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  13. Nigel Eaton

    Pip Guest

    In a sort of "brief but rather exciting" sense, perhaps?
     
    Pip, Apr 4, 2004
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  14. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip
    Yes, exciting is one way of putting it. Picture two burly blokes trying
    to climb up each other to get off the floor.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Apr 4, 2004
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  15. Nigel Eaton

    deadmail Guest

    I'm trying to. Were either of you clothed? Were you wearing your gimp
    mask?
     
    deadmail, Apr 4, 2004
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  16. Nigel Eaton

    Owen Guest

    I use both at work... dump the airsaw, go for the rattle-gun...
    YKIMS.....
    --
    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Apr 4, 2004
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  17. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
    typed
    Get help. Soon.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Apr 4, 2004
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  18. Nigel Eaton

    deadmail Guest

    Why, is the gimp mask stuck on?
     
    deadmail, Apr 4, 2004
    #38
  19. Andy Bonwick wrote
    Fitting components together??

    I don't understand you kids sometimes. Mind you I confess to stepping
    forward first when asked to volunteer for piano smashing contests.
     
    steve auvache, Apr 4, 2004
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  20. Nigel Eaton

    Ace Guest

    Well obviously. I mean, hitching up with Adie...
     
    Ace, Apr 13, 2004
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