Mugged!

Naaay I meant of those who shout the loudest from the back of the class

'Hog

 

Is this with your clothes on or off?

 

Shit!! Rumbled. FWIW, I'll be 42 this year but you could probably work that
out too.
<checks old posts to make sure schoolday tall tales/bullshit is accurate>
I went past the old place yesterday and it hasn't changed too much, except
for a distinct lack of 'dog-collars'.

JB

 

And some very sound advice. Always play your strengths, be it
continually without fail pressing the legal angle through the courts.
Remember these people are generally thick and can't handle this

And if in the end after 12 months of getting nowhere a cross bow bolt
through the scrot's stomach. It has to be the stomach as the internal
acids irretrievable eating away the intestines and belly lining is a
very pain full way to die and die you will. Plus the stomach acids
remove 99% of any other traces on the bolt.

I heartily concur.

How seriously you take the second paragraph is up to you ;-) but I know
some one who has................ sort of.

 

According to my blood group and type I'm a descendant of Gengis Kahn.

 

According to your beard you're a decendant of Father Christmas. Until you do
cleave someone's head from their shoulders I know which one I'm betting on.

 

You don't by chance use Dean Koontz or Steven King as a 'nom de plume'
do you?

I like it ;-)

 

B rhesus positive in the UK or Europe is very rare and was brought to
this part of the world by Gengis Kahn. Perhaps you don't realise that
Santer was one of his merry men.

 

Presumably on the basis that GK had a blood grouping shared by no
other Mongol warrior.

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\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 24 Pts: 400 Miles: 1589

 

<patter of tiny eavesdroppers>

Ricin springs to mind.

 

Paul Carmichael scribbled:

^^

I think you can safely miss out that word.

 

So did I, I just think it's cobblers.

It's very good.

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|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 24 Pts: 400 Miles: 1589

 

Fr Jack scribbled:

Because they don't want to miss an episode of Eastenders, or TopGear
repeats on Sky.

 

.... and achieve what, exactly?

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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..75830../..18846.../..3214./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 24 Pts: 400 Miles: 1589

 

[snip facts from "A Short History of Nearly Everything"]

What the man says. Jolly good book.
--
Mike

SV650
UKRMMA#22
Skype: muddycat

 

I'm about a third of the way through it after two attempts (it was a
present, I really should read it) but TBH it doesn't really hold my
attention.

In some rather odd and undefinable way I feel reading Bryson in public is
on a par with reading Harry Potter. Don't know why.

 

sweller scribbled on the back of a napkin:

I've read some of his earlier oeuvre and TBH I'd rather read Harry
Potter.

 

On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 23:44:11 +0100 in uk.rec.motorcycles, Champ says:

[A Short History of Nearly Everything]

I'll add a ditto

 

It was one of those 'factual' channels on sky. They used blood typing
and followed this up with DNA[1] testing to plot the path of Gengis Kahn
on his raids. The main key was "B is very common in populations of Asian
descent, but rare in ones of European descent".

[1]National Dyslexic Association