Motorcycling in summer problem

Happened last year and I fear it will happen again this year.

While riding down the street with all these good looking women walking
around with practically nothing on its hard to concentrate on the road and
often nearly crash into parked or slow cars.

Any suggestions? Apart from riding slower - yeah I know and I do.

Also my bike only has a solo seat and when I get a hardon my knob rubs the
back of the petrol tank.

thanks
Georgy

 

Wear blinkers.

Don't ride near me.

Get a bigger cock, shorty.

Go back to aus.fuckwits. They're pining for you.

 

go and put your mini bike in the shed, and go out and buy your self an excel
with a big wing...

oh and get a girlfriend, even more fun to ride..

Madbiker

 

Well I've got a dual seat and my knob rubs against the tank so there!!

 

Ride pillion behind your girlfriend. She can't spring you perving, and the
hardon is at least pointed where it can do some good.

 

if you start getting horny, sit on the tank! it'll save your nuts when
you hit the next bump in the road ;o

i also advocate stay behind the girlfriend when perving - mine rides a
virago so i just stay behind on my suzuki when we ride the coast roads
on sunny weekends.

i really need helmet-mounted camera, just to make sure i don't miss
any chicks, i can review my ride when i get home.. anyone got a spare?

Nexxxxxx