Motorcycles are death-traps!!!

Sooner or later you'll end as human roadkill if you
don't stop riding bikes!!!

These motorcycles are just too dangerous and
should be outlawed. Just think about the poor
people who have to pick up your remains from
the road...

 

Matey, I've done road accident rescue for almost 23 years and I've never
had to cut anyone out of a motorcycle.

Cars though, are death-traps. I don't and won't own one.

Metal and glass cages that shred and become mincing machines in a decent
impact.

Mincing machines that have scalding hot fluids and battery acid and a
tank of flammable liquid that pools underneath to give you something to
think about while you're waiting for someone like me to come and cut you
out. Sometimes that flammable pool you're sitting in ignites while I'm
still ten minutes or more away...

The silly buggers don't even wear helmets for Chrissakes.

 

I'll second that.

Could not have put it better.

 

Yup, and here's the evidence:

http://www.totallycrap.com/galleries/galleries_brazilian_car_crash/P50

(Warning: seriously unpleasant images)

 

too bloody right!!
http://tinyurl.com/yso9em

mh

 

In aus.motorcycles on 21 May 2007 05:02:29 -0700

Nah. I've been trying for *years* and I'm not dead yet. As a method
of suicide it is majorly useless.

Your troll attempt is about as useless, you'll only catch the usual
suspects.

Zebee

 

You are new to this trolling business, aren't you?

Basically, a poor effort.

No imagination, no subtlety, no fingernails-down-the-blackboard
aggravation, no breath-taking disingenuousness.

I suggest, should you be serious about becoming an outstanding troll,
that you read the thread "Hicks" paying special attention the postings
by Kimbo.

There you might just learn the finer points of the art.

regards,
CrazyCam

 

Ok, I give up...

What _is_ that bit dangling under the truck?

---
Bob Milutinovic
Cognicom - "Australia's Web Presence Specialists"
http://www.cognicom.net.au/
telephone (0417) 45-77-66
facsimile (02) 9824-2240

 

I saw the Brazilian and clicked

something of a letdown .

 

the indicator and brake light?

mh

 

go ride a bike and kill yourself, dickhead spambot.

 

yeah...many more people die in car accidents...should we outlaw cars too ??

 

melchizedek wrote:

Is that you Darryl?

regards,
CrazyCam

 

Stuff that, let's outlaw life - when that's over you're dead - without
living you ain't likely to die ..

 

I'm nice enough to now make sure I wear the appropiate protective gear so
when my remains need to be picked up I'm contained in a convenient duffle
like bag.



justAL

 

Right you are!

I was so intent on figuring out which part of the car it was, that I
entirely neglected to consider the possibility of it being part of the truck
(despite the still-connected cable).

---
Bob Milutinovic
Cognicom - "Australia's Web Presence Specialists"
http://www.cognicom.net.au/
telephone (0417) 45-77-66
facsimile (02) 9824-2240

 

Couldn't hurt. There'd be way less deaths on bikes if they did.

--
THE SENILITY PRAYER

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the
good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the
difference.

 

Just something about the way you arrange electrons.

regards,
CrazyCam

 

I guess that's why the NSW ambulance service is using them as Rapid Response
Vehicles

http://www.ambulance.nsw.gov.au/images/whatwedo/bike.gif
http://www.ambulance.nsw.gov.au/images/whatwedo/bike2.gif


A.L.

 

Sooner or later you'll end as human roadkill

"..but behind closed doors":

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/numbnuts_03/but.png