Motorcycle Personality Test

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by muddycat, Jun 20, 2005.

  1. muddycat

    Veggie Dave Guest

    While driving on a twisty road in the country, a motorcycle comes
    zooming up, passes you, and disappears around a corner, the rider
    hanging off with his knee down scraping the pavement. Your first
    reaction?

    Dangerous idiot!
    That looks really hard!
    What a showoff!
    Did he have good sightlines?

    Where's 'chase the fucker down and have some fun?'

    Hmm, many other questions don't have a single answer I agree with
    either. Oh well, back to drinking coffee...

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    Veggie Dave, Jun 20, 2005
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  2. Veggie Dave wrote
    Chase? What are you doing going so slow as to let the **** past in the
    first place?
     
    steve auvache, Jun 20, 2005
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    Champ Guest

    <looks at shoes>

    That's just for racing, tho. No, really.
     
    Champ, Jun 20, 2005
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    Champ Guest

    It's obviously a hypothetical question, Dave, cos it's never happened
    to either of us.
     
    Champ, Jun 20, 2005
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    antonye Guest

    "Harley 883 Sportster
    You scored 2 moxie, 0 zeal, and 1 pomp!
    You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality
    quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling.
    However, if you do ride, statistics would suggest that you
    are destined for a Harley-Davidson, probably something in
    the Softail line."

    I think I got some answers wrong...
     
    antonye, Jun 20, 2005
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    frag Guest

    muddycat scribbled:
    First time I got the 600cc squid, second time changed a few answers to
    other alternatives I was thinking about and got the R1.

    From Squid to Experienced Rider by changing a couple of minor things?

    Ha!
     
    frag, Jun 20, 2005
    #46
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    Nice shoes, mate. Bought specially for the purpose?
    Whatever you say.
     
    Ben Blaney, Jun 20, 2005
    #47
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    Champ Guest

    Ooh! I don't have any shoes-for-when-I-need-to-look-at-my-shoes!
    Time to go shopping...
    "What a wonderful philosophy you have".
     
    Champ, Jun 20, 2005
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    B.G. Finlay Guest

    muddycat () wrote:
    : http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17525870837436152068

    You scored 3 moxie, 6 zeal, and 2 pomp!
    You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work,
    your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The
    50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan
    vacations around riding.
    You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as
    comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike
    is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

    Blair
    '97 CBR600
     
    B.G. Finlay, Jun 20, 2005
    #49
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    muddycat Guest

    It suits your grumpiness to a T Sir.
    --
    Mike

    SV650
    UKRMMA#22
    Skype: muddycat
     
    muddycat, Jun 20, 2005
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    Alex Ferrier Guest

    I'm beginning to suspect foul play.
    Since when has an 883 Hardley Ableson been considered
    the dead center 'average' of motorcycles, hmmm?

    Personally I blame the sceptics.

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    BMW R1150GS
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    Windy's "little soldier"
     
    Alex Ferrier, Jun 20, 2005
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    Catman Guest

    I'm still looking for the eyebrow that raised itself so far, it seems to
    have become lost in my receeding hairline....


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    Catman, Jun 20, 2005
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    Ace Guest

    More to the point, where's "That would just never happen"?

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    Ace, Jun 20, 2005
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    Black Mike Guest

    <Waves>
    <Stops waving, suddenly>

    Hang on...I'm a sensible family man with a Volvo estate now. Mr
    Sensible, please.
     
    Black Mike, Jun 20, 2005
    #54
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    Champ Guest

    Careful with that nose, Pinocchio, you'll have someone's eye out.
     
    Champ, Jun 20, 2005
    #55
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    Veggie Dave Guest

    Wheelieing

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    IQ 18 FILMS http://www.iq18films.com
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    Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me
     
    Veggie Dave, Jun 20, 2005
    #56
  17. Veggie Dave wrote
    Fair point.
     
    steve auvache, Jun 20, 2005
    #57
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    Ben Guest

    I don't feel quite so bad about the FJR now.
     
    Ben, Jun 20, 2005
    #58
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    Snowleopard Guest

    Am I the only person who got a Honda?

    It's crazy-sensible!
     
    Snowleopard, Jun 20, 2005
    #59
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Yamaha FJR1300
    You scored 2 moxie, 10 zeal, and -2 pomp!
    You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to
    work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way.
    The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road,
    and plan vacations around riding.
    You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well
    as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your
    bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

    Not sure about the FJR but wouldn't say no. The first sentence more or
    less sums it up, I feel. :)
     
    Pip Luscher, Jun 20, 2005
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