Motorbikes as a form of contraception

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by brian.willis13, Jul 2, 2008.

  1. I was talking to a 75 year old lady today. She was recounting her
    inability to become pregnant in the 1950's. When she consulted her GP
    he said that if she regularly rode on pillion then she would have such
    problems, so she stopped riding. 3 months later she was pregnant,?
    coincidence?. Has anyone else heard of such tales.

    Brian
     
    brian.willis13, Jul 2, 2008
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  2. From what I read on Ebay, pregnancy is regularly *blamed* on the motorcycle
    as they're often sold as soon as the screaming thing arrives.
     
    Mungo \Two Sheds\ Toadfoot, Jul 2, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    It's pretty obvious really. If she's riding on the back of a bike, she's not
    getting shagged is she?


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    Beav, Jul 2, 2008
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    Dave Emerson Guest

    I bought my CBX550 from a guys with a 8.9-month pregnant gf.
    The bike had a soft front tyre and with 4" of snow the night before, I paid
    less than 50% of the book value.
     
    Dave Emerson, Jul 2, 2008
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    Dave Emerson Guest

    Given how most '50's bikes vibrated....
     
    Dave Emerson, Jul 2, 2008
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  6. They looked lovely when they came out. Not bad looking beasties still, imo.
     
    Mungo \Two Sheds\ Toadfoot, Jul 2, 2008
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    Dave Emerson, Jul 2, 2008
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  9. If the vast majority of women I've seen getting off the backs of bikes are
    anything to go by, they'd have more chance of seeing size 18 again than
    anyone wanting to inseminate them. Yuk.
     
    mentalguy2004, Jul 3, 2008
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    Cane Guest

    For some reason I'm imagining this conversation happening after you've
    just zipped up your fly and said "I hope you're on the pill love!"
     
    Cane, Jul 3, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    How much do babies bring these days?


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    Beav, Jul 3, 2008
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