Motorbike

I reckon if Sherlock Holmes rode a motorbike it would probably be a
Honda - reliable, steady and predictable.

But what model?

 

C90 - with sidecar.

 

he's not real you know

 

You're not funny.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simon Atkinson

Oi ****! alt.fan.holmes is over there ---->

I get fucking sick of these wankers coming in here banging on about
their fictional detectives. "Is Poirot better than Miss Marple? Could
Rebus beat Gordianus the Finder around Snetterton?"

NOBODY FUCKING CARES!

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

<Sobs>

 

Nah - he's more of a Superdream sort of chap I'd hazard.

 

I reckon Miss Marple could beat Bulldog Drummond in a straight drag
race, London to Nice, with a limit of 1000cc. Everytime.

Take that 'Morse boy' in your Jag.

 

Brough Superior.

 

Too many gay overtones for Sherlock. He's more of a mans man.

 

You think? Conan Doyle was fond of fast cars and women (although he wasn't
a womaniser), but had a liberal attitude towards homosexuality, and was a
friend of Sir Roger Casement, whose life he later tried to save.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Basketcase with Watsonian.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

CD was a straight up fellow and pillar of society - Sherlock was a coke
addict, violin playing onanist. Definately a biker.

 

Wickerwork fairing made from lemon wood... When he needed material to
repair it he would go out looking for a lemon tree my dear Watsonian.

 

Oddly he did - he is famous for the dormer.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

Well, it's fair to say he was searching for a replacement for the sash.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

So? All bikes have gay overtones.

 

Not so sure about that one. Explain.

 

platypus says...

Mine's pink.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

Yes, but what about your bike?

<drum roll, cymbal crash>

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"