motorbike speed cameras

Maybe a ginge, but

http://www.angliatv.com/artman/publish/article_4513.shtml

Northampton has just moved further North.

 

"So the flexibility that the technology gives us in terms of use, it
aids
us in responding from calls from members of the public."

Plain English Award.

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Platypus wrote

That I can live with but I do wonder if Essex are going to follow this
magnificent example and if I ring up sometime in the future and say that
there are cars speeding up and down my road they will send out a bike to
take photos? Somehow I doubt it.

 

Tell them there are some evil motorcyclists speeding down your road and
they'll be with you in no time.

 

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ATM No chance, The senior staff of Essex police are very anti police
bike, something to do with bikes being too expensive, not just bike
cost but additional training and equipment costs and the fact that
they are no more effective than a car due to limitations placed on
what they can do with regard to health and safety regulations. its now
regarded to be a lot cheaper to hire in bikes c/w riders if bikes are
needed ie for royal escort duties.


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The cry of the can't-be-arsed-to-google.

 

As long it's not on a tuesday night, as they've usually got
more than enough speeding bikers to deal with...

 

The common cry of the googlisti.

No - not me guv.

as it happened i *did* google, in fact using the advanced
restricted search to a week as one has slightly better things to do
than read *all* the possible ukrm postings with keywords, motorbike
speed and camera.

Anyway google is not a complete record of ukrm postings so googling
and ginging are not mutually exclusive.

Of course one might suggest all postings include a IAG [1] rating
system to help verify the degree of googleness prior to posting.

g0 - i know this is a ginge but posted it anyway
g1 - i'm too stupid to work google
g2 - i can't be arsed to google
g3 - beginner google
g5 - competent google
g7 - IAG member googled
g8 - IAG observer googled
g8 - IAG examiner googled

onto the treasured

g9 - issued only by the full panel of IAG examiners after spending the
entire day sadly googling.

... and yes this *is* a g2 posting, whilst the original gets a g4.

[1] Institute of Advanced Googlers

 

This is me. I've been meaning to learn, but life's too short, you know.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ozmick

It's an idea, but inevitably within a week of gaining a g9, either your
computer would crash, or your ISP would pull your account.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

Deep, brother Burnt, deep.

Practically Zen.

WTF does it mean?

 

Well I was thinking at g10 google stops and they send a full
monogramed box set of disks.


at g-google the universe ends you have all the knowledge.

 

I'm a fuckwit and my fingers work faster than my brain. The sound of
one brain cell flapping and all that.

"IAG isn't worth what it was" is what I should have said. Man.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

Oh. How prosaic.

<wanders off to find another Messiah>

 

True, and it's bad for your health pulling large g numbers.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Wizard

That may not be quite true. And we all know honesty is the best
policy...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Wizard

I'm going to claim a slight "whoooooosh" here, I think.

 

<looks around for g4>

<looks behind sofa and through glass coffee table>

<finds g4 masquerading as second g8>

I feel so much better now.