Motley Crue

Short review:

Breasts
Loud music
Breasts
Chicks with angle grinders
Loud music
Breasts
Strippers
Loud music
Breasts
Gorgeous rock chicks
Even louder music
Breasts

 

Ben says...

But the 'music' is shit. You could have saved a lot of bother, gone to
a strip club and done without the sweaty hairy gonks that you find at
rock gigs.

HTH

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

The sweaty, hairy gonks are what makes it. I notice you know what goes
on at these places.. Have you anything to tell us? Do you have a stash
of "dirty music" under the bed?

 

<jealous>

 

You forgot the explosions and flames!


--
Alex

Hermes: "We can't afford that! Especially not Zoidberg!"
Zoidberg: "They took away my credit cards!"

www.drzoidberg.co.uk www.sffh.co.uk www.ebayfaq.co.uk

 

Strippers expect you to pay them, and the dance music in the
background is always shite.

 

They rocked.

 

And the midget. Shouldn't have forgotten the midget.

 

Who looked uncannily like Lars Ulrich.
--
Alex

Hermes: "We can't afford that! Especially not Zoidberg!"
Zoidberg: "They took away my credit cards!"

www.drzoidberg.co.uk
www.sffh.co.uk
www.ebayfaq.co.uk

 

That they did.
If I wasn't going to see Green Day tonight I'd have been off to Cardiff to
see the Crue again
--
Alex

Hermes: "We can't afford that! Especially not Zoidberg!"
Zoidberg: "They took away my credit cards!"

www.drzoidberg.co.uk
www.sffh.co.uk
www.ebayfaq.co.uk

 

some rather large video files of the glasgow gig, excellent stuff.

http://users.d-n-a.net/dnetPzkQ/motleycrue.htm

 

Which reminds me, mate has a pair of Oasis tickets to flog (face value) for
the MK, 9 July.

 

He'll be lucky, they're shit.

 

Sell them on ebay ASAP

If he waits much longer they'll probably only get a fraction of face value

--
Alex

Hermes: "We can't afford that! Especially not Zoidberg!"
Zoidberg: "They took away my credit cards!"

www.drzoidberg.co.uk www.ebayfaq.co.uk

 

And the umlauts. They might be important: Mötley Crüe.

 

Sounds like a fun night........ Except for the bits involving Crue....
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
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skype: fr.jack (without the dot)
Open up your eyes, just to check that you're asleep, again

 

Oh yay.
I love Motley Crue. They're just the opitomy(sp?) of dodgy rock.

 

Bands like them created the stereotype.

 

<fx: looks around nervously>I have them as a reminder/ring tone mp3 on
the phone - Girls Girls Girls.


Along with Janes Addiction (Been Caught Stealing) and Big Bad Voodoo
Daddy (Mr Pinstripe Shoes)

 

MMmmmm,

sorry that just brought back memories of the lesbian show that
accompanied that song last night.