Mother vs Stationary motorcycle

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by BGN, Feb 7, 2006.

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    BGN Guest

    My ER-5 was sitting in the back garden and mother wanted to get to the
    shed for no good reason and instead of asking me to move it (I've got
    a day off today) she decided that she should go all 'girl power' and
    move it on her own.

    She was certain the best way of moving it was standing in front and
    yanking the bike by the handlebars until it was in her preferred
    position. Unfortunately she's never moved a bike before and the
    forward tugging motion didn't agree with the centre stand.

    Although she is unharmed she now knows that she shouldn't try to move
    it again without Someone Who Knows nearby but maintains that it
    falling over is my fault.

    Bless.
     
    BGN, Feb 7, 2006
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    Krusty Guest

    Point out the damage she did to the clocks, & make her buy a new set.

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    Krusty, Feb 7, 2006
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    Paul - xxx Guest

    Krusty came up with the following;:
    Optimistic ... ;)

    If she's owt like my mum was [1] she'll twat them even harder and tell me to
    buy 'em myself ... ;)

    [1] When i still lived at home, similar situation [2], Suzuki TS185.

    [2] 'cept she really had bust the clocks ... ;)
     
    Paul - xxx, Feb 7, 2006
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    In uk.rec.motorcycles, BGN belched forth and ejected the following:
    Are you dayoffing it any more this week?

    I'm off all week.
    Christ. It runs in the family...
     
    Whinging Courier, Feb 7, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    Saturday and Sunday this week and Friday next week.
     
    BGN, Feb 7, 2006
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    Fr Jack Guest

    Is there something you two wish to announce?
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    Fr Jack, Feb 7, 2006
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    R obbo Guest

    Do we need to buy new hats or is this just a family and "close" friends do

    ;-^
     
    R obbo, Feb 7, 2006
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    YTC#1 Guest

    On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:16:27 +0000, BGN wrote:

    Like it was TOG's fault when the Dr reversed into his bike .....
     
    YTC#1, Feb 7, 2006
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    Nasty, getting a tyre up the chuff.
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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Feb 7, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    BGN said...
    My little brother attempted to move my Suzuki GT750 Kettle so he could
    get his bicycle out, he was aged about 11 at the time. I think he was
    trapped under it with a broken leg for about half an hour before his
    cries alerted neighbours. I slapped him about a bit for scratching the
    exhausts.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 7, 2006
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