Most bikers ride like a bloody idiot

They weave in & out of traffic, always breaking the speed limit, they
don't give other road users a chance to see then and they ride far too
close to other vechiles --- that's why bike accidents are so high.

 

Anthony x wrote;

Hello!
newbie here,
Even I know you're a stupid ****.

 

Most of them are just mobile organ donors. If you ride like that -
don't forget your donor card.

 

A high percentage of bike accidents involve a bike.

 

class, pure class

 

Do we still have one?

 

No, we've got two - for the next few months at least.

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Ban Tarmac Surfers!

 

It's often observed that many ski accidents happen during the victim's last
run of the day. Rather obvious, I would have thought.

 

"Take off is optional, landing is mandatory"

For Concorde, take-off is statistically far worse than landing.

 

*sigh*

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Bear banged the rocks together and they said :

Wot if you blow up mid-air?

 

Nah, it took off OK, it just didn't land right.

 

Potomac bridge dwellers prefer landing to take-offs too.


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Beav

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I thought it was crashing that was the most dangerous.


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Heh. On the lines of "It's always in the last place you look."

But I know what 'they' mean. "Oh, let's do the run once more, even
though we're knackered and cold, and then we'll call it a day."

*CRUNCH*

"Ouch, bugger."

 

Bugger missed it - OK the take-off was fine, the landing was a bit rough and
hot .... mutter.... mutter.... grumble.

 

Anyone who rides like that is a stupid ****. If you ride like that,
then you are a stupid ****.

 

Makes me think its bollocks. All accidents are caused by filthy smelly
foul-mouthed bikers, as are most robberies, unwanted pregnancies and
incidences of transmissible diseases.

The whole lot of them ought to be scrubbed down with Lysol and
castrated.

 

What are all of the darkies up to then?

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