More football scandal...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Symphomaniac, Oct 16, 2003.

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    Symphomaniac Guest

    Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found dead in the Hotel room of a french
    footballer...............

    Police are treating it as a murder on Zidane's floor
     
    Symphomaniac, Oct 16, 2003
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    Steve Parry Guest

    Steve Parry, Oct 16, 2003
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  3. I was really hoping this bit was true.
    but then I read this.

    *groan*
     
    Paul Corfield, Oct 16, 2003
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    Pip Guest

    On Thu, 16 Oct 2003 18:18:41 +0100, Symphomaniac
    <snip>

    You got this by email this morning as well, did you?

    As well as most of the English-speaking world, I expect.
     
    Pip, Oct 16, 2003
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    Alan.T.Gower Guest

    I didn't.
    As you were.
     
    Alan.T.Gower, Oct 16, 2003
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    Doc Gonz0 was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:
    <Waves AK47>

    Will this do?
     
    Timo Geusch, Oct 16, 2003
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Bacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Timo Geusch
    Not from you it won't, it'll only fucking jam on the first round.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Oct 16, 2003
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  8. Is this funny?
    Is there some sort of pun involved?
    Please explain.
     
    Old Fart at Play, Oct 16, 2003
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    SteveH Guest

    No doubt Charders will forward it in a couple of weeks, then ;-)
     
    SteveH, Oct 16, 2003
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  10. Zat was ze mere of all whooshes....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 16, 2003
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  11. I'm with the Old Fart on this one.
    I don't geddit.

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Oct 16, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    SteveH wibbled incoherently...
    Oh, I'm not the only one then

    <disappointed>


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    Lozzo
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    BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, two#49, MIB#22, TCP#7, BONY#9,
    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, KoBV#3.
    Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
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    Lozzo, Oct 16, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

    Where is double-bubble these days?
     
    deadmail, Oct 16, 2003
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    http://www.lyricscafe.com/b/bextor_...m?lyricscafe=aefc67f4bf6e9eecaf9479a5df349d6a

    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C/exTS185C
    _/_____\_ ..61036../..13743.../..3157./.19406/.fecked.
    |_\_____/_| IMC#4 TPPFATUICG#7 YTC#4 DIAABTCOD#9 PM#5
    (>|_|_|<) BOTAFOT #70 two#11 Ignoramus #0001
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOF #09 IbW#0 & KotIbW# OSOS#07
    \ |^| / WG* BotTOS #6 GP#4 ANORAK#17 FTB#14
    \|^|/ 2003 RBR landmarks:99 points:2100 miles:8000
    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Oct 16, 2003
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    mups Guest


    <quiet voice> I quite fancy her really.
     
    mups, Oct 16, 2003
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    Howard Guest

    Glad you asked before me!
     
    Howard, Oct 16, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    mups wibbled incoherently...
    She's got a head like a sattelite dish

    --
    Lozzo
    ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CBCBCB750RSRSRS
    BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, two#49, MIB#22, TCP#7, BONY#9,
    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, KoBV#3.
    Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
    www.mjkleathers.com
     
    Lozzo, Oct 16, 2003
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    mups Guest

    .....Nnnngh..!
     
    mups, Oct 16, 2003
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