DAK if there is a ferry from somewhere in the UK to somewhere in (preferably Southern) Portugal?
http://www.uknetguide.co.uk/Travel/Ferries/ http://www.ferryinformationservice.co.uk/default.aspx may help or then again they may not.
Paul Corfield was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever: Cheers, they did. Closest ferry port is Santander...
No there isn't. HTH Riding (or even driving) is more fun than a very very long ferry trip anyway, IMO
Insanely Sensible was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever: Not if you're so fucking knackered that you probably won't make it in one piece.