Moped Mayhem

Dan L wrote

ukrm barbie. ykims.

 

Hold that thought.......

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Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Funnily enough I was only thinking about him today, is he okay?

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Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Hmm, I can see a plan developing...
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Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Lozzo wrote

Toasting his toes?

 

Busy.

 

Because that's appropriate, is it, for the "crime" committed?

 

Ben Blaney says...

<removes tongue from cheek and sits up straight in chair>

I think you know I didn't mean that. When have I ever seriously condoned
violence, except when directed at Des?

 

Finally bringing the house into the modern age eh?

 

Remember the wee chat we had a couple, or so, months back?

Did you ever try to follow up on the course of action suggested?

It would clear it up, rapid style, if the persons concerned were "of
interest".
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM

 

If I've read between the lines correctly this says an awful lot about
you. I sincerely hope I've misread it.

 

You have, don't worry.
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Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM

 

Funnily enough, whilst the letter did piss me off, what really caused the
red mist to descend was the fact that SWMBO had become so wound up about the
whole affair.

I must admit, I was (uncharacteristically) raging, although I did go out of
my way to be direct in a non aggressive / shouty way when trying to open a
dialogue with the cunts. Unfortunately they are both deranged, so other
than a few brief words incoherently mumbled through the 6 foot high gates to
SWMBO and I, not much was said (however, they did tape record what was said,
and insisted on playing it back to plod when they finally arrived).


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Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Whenever I have an old PC tower or a monitor to get rid of, I just leave it
overnight in the street. Good plan, really, as I reckon everything is of
use to someone.

 

Wot, you were serious ?

<fx: checks property in Alsace ..>

 

Believe me, I have spoken to her about it, but I share her concern too,
particularly as she has also been on the receiving end of these cunts
erratic behaviour when out in the car (they tried to run her off the road,
and had already tried doing similar to next door). I generally have an
extremely long fuse, and am happy to live and let live. Unfortunately,
these people expect everyone else to fit into their deranged little world,
and when they don't get their own way the pull the race card and involve the
police, fire brigade, local authority and any other organisation that will
listen. There is no way I can allow them to **** up my life like they have
the family next door, hence our strong reaction to their latest stunt (which
seems to have had some effect).

They are mad, racist arseholes, and I would be far happier if they lived
elsewhere.
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Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

With Xmas and winter coming up, small used dirt bikes are in huge
demand.

Flog it before it gets nicked.

 

Go round the back, there's loads of the fuckers. Not as many as we have
at Longtown, though.

 

DR says...

I don't do 'round the back'; I'm a salesman don't you know