Monz down :o(

Using the patented Mavis Bacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

Elly's isn't though.

ELLY! He's done it again!
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Nigel
WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20

ZZR1100 and Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner" (No , I'm
not sure how that happened either).

 

"Spida" said

Ditto, sorry to hear about your encounter :-(

 

ITYF it's nearer 35 miles

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<dink!>

or should that be

<dink> OW!

Angus
IMANASS#9

 

A fellow of my acquaintance carried a 2lb hammer terry clipped to the
bars for just such occasions.

Tip top:

Peugeot 205 drivers' windows will cave in when subjected to a gloved
fist.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Shit, is he booked? Or was he?

 

The Older Gentleman was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

Funny *you* should ask...

 

A *real* southerner would have said anywhere north of Islington.

 

What he says

What he says

 

God! I'm just SO glad I don't have nads......!!

In fact, I'm lucky cos I have motorcycle airbags instead ;o)

 

The Solent?

 

<fx: struggles with phone keypad>

<SMS sent>

 

No, but *ime* he wouldn't be in any more pain. The broken bones/internal
bleeding/whatever will always be the most painful thing, and will always
be the thing with the long term effects. Not wearing leathers just mean
you'll have a few grazes.

 

It's not just the leather though - it's the armour in the leather.

 

What, the armour will have a few grazes too?

Seriously, leather & armour is great, as is not having gravel rash,
but Ben's point is valid - in a serious prang, it's not going to make
a huge amount of difference.

However, I've never had a serious bike prang, but I have had dozens of
non-serious ones, and the ones when I was wearing leather/armour were
always much less painful.

 

you've had a hysterectomy?

 

That yields a fantastic mental picture, Ben.

You Luddite.

 

Fucking silly little keys. Fucking disobedient fingers.

Eh? I could have just made a really low-tach phone call (as if my
preference).

 

Anything north of Watford is Yorkshire, except for Yorkshire which is
Scotland.

Though I tend to be sceptical of anything beyond the North Circular.

 

Anything South of Milton Keynes is Suvvern munkyland. They have strange
ways there, and like to drink water that's already passed through 10
people, or something. Then there's north of Sheffield, up there it's
like one giant Hovis commercial. The only sane place is halfway between
the two.