monotreme invalid

Yup. Loved it.

 

Just so long as you don't laugh at my unmarked kneesliders.

 

On Mon, 06 Sep 2004 19:37:01 GMT, "Laura Smith"

Ouch - but somewhat common.

Wow that's really uncommon less than 1% of all fractures, they'll all
be interested in that one.
http://www.emedicinehealth.com/articles/4673-1.asp

I know that hurts... try not to laugh too much.



http://library.thinkquest.org/11420/mecology.htm?tqskip1=1

It's nice to know you are "Common but potentially Vulnerable"


See you back in the wild soon...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ozmick

Most common in men aged 25-45 too, so Platy's is *really* rare.
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"Known predators of the platypus are foxes, domestic cats and dogs, goannas,
Murray cod, carpet pythons, crocodiles and birds of prey. "

Sounds like most of ukrm. I like the sound of the carpet pythons, mind.

 

<proud>

They sent me home with the arm in a polysling, which didn't seem to work
very well. I found fitting instructions online, and yes, they'd fucked up.
The shoulder strap was fitted round my waist, and the immobilisation strap
went from the front shoulder strap loop to part way along the shoulder strap
in th middle of my back. No wonder the fucker was sagging and rotating.

Sorted now.

 

I like the sound of the Murray cod. I have visions of them trying to
flog 25 year-old seashells to herring and flatfish.

 

That'll be your age, Shirley. Saggy and spinny one day, off for your
pension the next week.

Nip and tuck job?

 

Seven ages of man sort of thing. I'm at the "can't shift the fat, don't
heal so fast anymore, nubiles regard me as an ancient perv, but still think
of myself as young and vital" stage. This morning, though, I mostly feel
old and broken.

Tied it round my neck and tucked the loose ends up my arse. Proper.

 

You and me both, my friend. I'm sure there's a lot of spectators
muttering assent into their beards as well. The old and broken thing
I can sympathise with; at least the broken bit will go away in six
weeks or so.

You obviously aren't sleeping (and I know that feeling too) so just
keep on munching the painkillers, minimise discomfort and hang in
there.

That'll keep you going and may even make you look younger.

 

It's the parquet spiders you need to worry about.

 

Well, when I'm fit and well, I can delude myself that I'm still young(ish).
Once I get over this, I'll get back to the running/cycling/gym bit, get the
weight off, and hopefully achieve Champ-like levels of self-delusion...

I've mostly got the sleeping sorted (chair, footstool, pillows etc), and the
discomfort is fairly minor (hard, me). I'm mainly occupied with keeping the
various bits of the collarbone in line and sorting out all the shit about
the crash.

 

Aye. I'm still 19, me. I just creak like a 19 year old who fell off
a cliff the day before, that's all.

This is a more likely scenario.

I forget that you're pretty well accustomed to this sort of thing.
NTM as hard as the nails in yer boots.

Do it now while you're motivated.

 

Welcome to your gooseneck. Have you had the beer fridge moved within
reach?

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Along the lines of sticking a bit of ginger up a horse's arse, you mean?
I don't think it works on humans and ginge might not be into it, yswim.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

*Lock Stock And...* mode "Can everyone please stop crashing...?"
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Arse, send the monotreme a GWS please.
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