monotreme invalid

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Laura Smith, Sep 6, 2004.

  1. Laura Smith

    Laura Smith Guest

    the details are:
    1 broken collarbone (same as last time)
    1 broken scapula
    3 broken ribs

    he's not sure about the state of the bike, but he does know that the
    windshield landed next to him.
    he got knocked off on the aztec west roundabout. He was in the middle lane
    going to turn down the A38 to bristol, and the girl in the car was on the
    outside lane, coming from bradley stoke, and was trying to cross over to
    turn of into aztec west. *SMASH*

    hospital number is : 07041 180 118 4101

    Laura
     
    Laura Smith, Sep 6, 2004
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  2. Laura Smith

    Lozzo Guest

    Laura Smith says...
    Now they hurt lots.
     
    Lozzo, Sep 6, 2004
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  3. Laura Smith

    SteveH Guest

    Ouch. Sounds painful.

    GWS.
     
    SteveH, Sep 6, 2004
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  4. Laura Smith

    PDannyD Guest

    Don't know him but GWS anyway.
     
    PDannyD, Sep 6, 2004
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  5. Laura Smith

    serf Guest

    Bugger. :-(

    GWS!
     
    serf, Sep 6, 2004
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  6. Laura Smith

    DR Guest

    Platy is a very nice bloke, and doesn't deserve his current disposition.

    You're just down the road from me, we should meet up sometime.
     
    DR, Sep 6, 2004
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  7. Laura Smith

    Fr Jack Guest

    Just had a natter with him.

    He's ok, fairly comfy.
    Reckon's they'll most likely kick him out tomorrow with a 6 week
    sicknote.
    And he's going to sue the moronic cager.
    BEWARE!! 50p/min peak, 40p/min off peak
     
    Fr Jack, Sep 6, 2004
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  8. Laura Smith

    Molly Guest

    Oh dear Laura, that's very painful. Just don't tickle his feet for a
    while.
    Silly girl, why do people do this?
     
    Molly, Sep 6, 2004
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  9. Laura Smith

    Donegal Paul Guest

    ****, ouch, arse!

    GWS......
    --
    Donegal Paul
    Lambretta Li186 - crashed and bashed
    Vespa T5 Millenium - Wifey's (technically)
    www.thepilgrimssc.co.uk
    www.a4c.co.uk - What are YOU doing?
     
    Donegal Paul, Sep 6, 2004
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  10. Laura Smith

    Donegal Paul Guest

    "Molly" replied to Laura
    Fuckin' women drivers innit?
    :) <fx: ducks>
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    Donegal Paul
    Lambretta Li186 - crashed and bashed
    Vespa T5 Millenium - Wifey's (technically)
    www.thepilgrimssc.co.uk
    www.a4c.co.uk - What are YOU doing?
     
    Donegal Paul, Sep 6, 2004
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  11. Laura Smith

    serf Guest

    No, his cloaca is OK.
     
    serf, Sep 6, 2004
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  12. Laura Smith

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Laura Smith
    Oh bugger,

    GWS from me.
    --
    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-104" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Sep 6, 2004
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  13. Laura Smith

    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    If she was getting laid at the time no wonder her driving was a bit off.

    --
    Alex

    YZF 600

    "I laugh in the face of danger"

    "Then I hide until it goes away"

    www.upce.org.uk
    www.drzoidberg.co.uk
     
    Dr Zoidberg, Sep 6, 2004
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  14. Laura Smith

    'Hog Guest

    Seconded from Belfast. Bloody poor show.
     
    'Hog, Sep 6, 2004
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  15. Laura Smith

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    <opens second bottle of sparkling Shiraz, and pulls up comfy chair>
    --
    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-104" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Sep 6, 2004
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  16. Laura Smith

    'Hog Guest

    Nah I think we have had this discussion more than once.
     
    'Hog, Sep 6, 2004
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  17. Laura Smith

    Fr Jack Guest

    See my earlier post in this thread.

    4101 is the extension
     
    Fr Jack, Sep 6, 2004
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  18. Laura Smith

    Wizard Guest

    Smith
    () says...
    Ouch. GWS Platy.

    --
    <8P Wizard
    Suzuki GS550 "I like that. Nicely shite" - TOG
    Golf GTi 16v
    ANORAK#17b BOMB#19 BOTAFOT#138 BREast#5 COFF#24
    COSOC#8 DFV#11 STG#1
     
    Wizard, Sep 6, 2004
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  19. Laura Smith

    Pip Guest

    Good call (hah!) - I'll wait till he gets home, in that case.
     
    Pip, Sep 7, 2004
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  20. Laura Smith

    Muck Guest

    Coz most people can't use round-a-bouts?
     
    Muck, Sep 7, 2004
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