Modded R100 eBay

Discussion in 'Classic Motorbikes' started by 'Hog, Nov 21, 2005.

  1. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, MattG
    Subtlety. Totally lost on the youth of today.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 27, 2005
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  2. 'Hog

    platypus Guest

    I saw an article a couple of years ago reckoned they were worth £4-6K
    depending on condition.
     
    platypus, Nov 28, 2005
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  3. But I haven't got a basement....
     
    Work in progress, Nov 28, 2005
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  4. 'Hog

    'Hog Guest

    Well by definition something is worth what the most enthusiastic buyer
    you can find is willing to pay for it. In this case one would wonder
    *why*. It's not as if it is running fancy suspension/wheels/brakes.

    'Hog
     
    'Hog, Nov 28, 2005
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  5. As those two are out and about allow me...

    From a thread in the caff July 2004

    "It was a quiet afternoon in deepest Derbyshire, when along came
    aknocking an elderly Spiccy gentleman. This gentleman, who we know
    better as one Lozzo, then proceeded to "show me his load". With such
    stressful activity behind us, coffee was offered and the offer was
    duly accepted.

    Given Lady Nina's propensity for foisting second rate coffee on to her
    visitors, she had, on a previous occasion, acquired a stove top
    expresso maker. This was employed in an attempt to render such an
    esteemed visitor with a coffee suitable to their station.

    So this was done, and the results were good. The coffee was accepted
    with grace and drunk with pleasure. However, the stove top coffee
    maker is small, too small to furnish all of us with a beverage at the
    same time. Owing to this lack of capacity the apparatus had to be
    brought in to use a second time, in order that the rest of us may
    consume the nectar from the holy bean.

    This is where it all goes wrong, you see the village idiot was in
    residence. He was entrusted with the task of dismantling the
    contraption, removing the used beans, refilling and firing up again.
    Now, this task was accomplished with a minimum of fuss and difficulty.
    One might in fact say that it was too easy, such proved to be the
    case.

    You see the base holds the water, the funnel holds the grounds, the
    filter keeps them in there, and the top receives the coffee. However,
    if the filter is omitted, and later found to be in the sink, the water
    hits the coffee, the coffee clumps and blocks passage into the top.
    When the pressure in the base is sufficient the blockage will be
    forced into the top. Of course, this then means that there is a huge
    disparity between the pressure in the base, and that in the top. The
    only way to rectify this is for the water, and steam, and coffee
    grounds, to exit into the top as rapidly as possible.

    Unfortunately the top does not clip closed, this means that the
    conglomeration mentioned above hits the lid, it opens it, and showers
    across the room, up the wall, through the door, over people...

    The moral of the story, kids, is don't let MattG near anything, ever,
    no matter what it is.

    Sorry Loz. "
     
    Work in progress, Nov 28, 2005
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  6. 'Hog

    Fr Jack Guest

    <snip failed assassination by coffee maker>

    ROFL!!

    I need a good laugh!
    --

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    just to check that you're asleep, again
     
    Fr Jack, Nov 28, 2005
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  7. 'Hog

    platypus Guest

    The frame is the fancy bit. Also rarity value: there weren't more than a
    couple of hundred made.
     
    platypus, Nov 29, 2005
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  8. 'Hog

    'Hog Guest

    Ha told you the owner was a ****, a time wasting ****. £5110 "reserve
    not met". Hope he enjoys owning it for another few years while the
    treatment kicks in.

    'Hog
     
    'Hog, Nov 29, 2005
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  9. come now, stop beating about the bush. Tell us what you really thing about
    him...
    --
    Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
    Blue: The sky is blue for a reason. Blue light is a source of strength
    and harmony in the cosmos. Create a blue light in your life by
    telephoning the police
    from the Little Book of Complete B***ocks by Alistair Beaton.
     
    Austin Shackles, Nov 29, 2005
    #49
  10. nemmind, he gets to pay fees based on the reserve price now :) And he has
    to pay to re-list it if he does.
    --
    Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
    Blue: The sky is blue for a reason. Blue light is a source of strength
    and harmony in the cosmos. Create a blue light in your life by
    telephoning the police
    from the Little Book of Complete B***ocks by Alistair Beaton.
     
    Austin Shackles, Nov 29, 2005
    #50
  11. 'Hog

    MattG Guest

    'strue. Even when I try not to. I mean, you've seen my bike, and it's
    predecessor, yes?
    Well, I'm not quite gnawing on my own liver about it but I do feel a
    bit guilty when I think of it. I know there was no lasting harm, but it
    could have been very serious, through my own incompetence. Injuring
    myself through stupidity or incompetence is one thing, but hurting
    someone else is a very different matter. One reason that my riding is
    much more controlled when carrying a pillion.
     
    MattG, Nov 29, 2005
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