Mobile phones : Statutory Instrument 2003 No. 2695 The Road Vehicles (Construction and Use) (Amendme

Surely that's more relevant in the banking scam thread. Not the
wanking spam thread.

 

"Name and shame. We're going to put up a list of every lookalike site
we find, and we're going to password that list so that only genuine
customers who sign onto our site can see it."

....delivered with a straight face.

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Platypus - Faster Than Champ
VN800 Drifter, R80RT
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15

 

Safety cameras. I'll be the guy driving round with the TV remote
control propped up on my shoulder.

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Platypus - Faster Than Champ
VN800 Drifter, R80RT
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15

 

Nice.

I think I'm going to help his spam effort by never buying aubergines, or
something equally unrelated..

 

Champ :

Yeah, it's very difficult to stop stupid people doing stupid things.

Trustworthy computing, that's what we need, plus a multi-platform
executable format.

 

And better coffee.

 

http://www.derekwyattmp.co.uk/dereks_work/?c=2

"Derek has led UK thinking on policy issues to do with the internet."

Says it all, really.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Ginge :

And those little buttery biscuits.

 

Isn't he just.

I've sent him a 'polite' email...

 

I've sent him my photo.

 

I am trying to imagine someone nipping into their local branch of
Barclays only to find they have accidentally wandered into the
sex-parlour next door.

 

I put on my wizards hat and cloak

 

What, you mean that hasn't happened to you?

 

I *have* got up in the middle of the night for a slash, then found
myself in the bedroom of the flat upstairs. I *was*, very, very,
drunk at the time.

 

At least you didn't piss in the wardrobe.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6? DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Who knows? Well at least not in my wardrobe.

 

Heh, does sir give permission to be imitated?!

 

Absolutely. I'll send the franchise documents by registered post
immediately.

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Platypus - Faster Than Champ
VN800 Drifter, R80RT
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15

 

(5) A person does not contravene a provision of this regulation if, at the
time of the alleged contravention -


(a) he is using the telephone or other device to call the police, fire,
ambulance or other emergency service on 112 or 999;

(b) he is acting in response to a genuine emergency; and

(c) it is unsafe or impracticable for him to cease driving in order to
make the call (or, in the case of an alleged contravention of paragraph
(3)(b), for the provisional licence holder to cease driving while the call
was being made).



(5)(c)

 

(5)(a) is wierd. Am I right in thinking that if I was driving alone the
motorway,
where its illegal to stop, and someone phoned me, since it would be
"unsafe or impracticable" for me to stop then I can take/make a call and not
be
prosecuted? Seems a far too obvious "get out of jail free" clause?



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