Missing person

Not the usual place to post such a thing but the daughter of a biking
couple we know has gone missing.

Can we ask all of you to please keep a look out for Natalie (mid
teens).
She left her home in Milton Keynes on Thursday morning as normal and
her parents have had no contact with her since.
The police believe she is with an 18-year-old lad who is also missing.

If she is seen please contact the police.

http://img20.exs.cx/img20/3419/natalie3.jpg

 

she looks like she'd give a half-decent blowjob - I'll keep an eye out
for her...

 

Well, it took 2.5 hours but we got there in the end.

 

Previous row with parents missing or out of the blue missing?

How far could she get with the cash she had? And what do her mates
know.

Her mobile been used? Anyone else heard from her?

This makes it slightly less worrying. Or more depending on the lad.

Hope it is sorted soon.

 

2.5 hours for a blowjob?

Either she's really bad, or she's really, *really* good.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Eddie

If she's that good, she's probably just had the back of her head blown
off in a freak "high-pressure jizz" incident.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

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Doesn't "really bad" equate to "really, really good" in the modern
idiom?

 

Nigel Eaton says...

Here are some tips if you're heading down to Sea World after opening
hours...

'In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin
attempt anal sex with you.'

'Get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates!'

'How DO you mate with a dolphin? Easy. Let the dolphin tell you!'

'Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects
and carry them'

 

Eddie says...

#And when she's good she's very, very good
#But when she's bad she's great.

 

If those two have any sense of humour at all they'll be making a video
involving an orange boiler suit and a machete as we speak....

Good luck to them both.