Miserable Sod

Saw a broken down 999 ducati at the side of the road this morning so I
pulled over to lend a hand. Turned out it had snapped a cambelt, I helpfully
pointed out that this was Ducatis are a load of shite and infomed him that
the reasoon it was called a 999 was that the owners are always calling the
emergency services. I also pointed that the 999 is an ugly bag of bolts
compared to the orginal - and also wildly unreliable - 916.

I then rode off, giving it a few revs so he could hear how sweet my bike
sounded, and blow me if he didn't give me a rude hand sign as I went on my
way.

What a miserable sod, makes you wonder if its worth stopping to help anyone
thse days.

 

What an ungrateful twat. Some people eh?

 

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You could hardly have done any more to help him.

Perhaps he couldn't get his thumb up quickly enough?

 

flash wrote:

<snip crap>

Not as funny as Robbo.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Christofire

<wince>

You ******.

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the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

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This was one that Loose Ends rejected, was it?