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Bjay has been sighted in DeQueen, Ark..

A convenience store clerk at the Easy Mart in
DeQueen has reported sighting Bjay while he
attempted to purchase a package of bologna..
Even though Bjay appeared to be trying to dis-
guise himself by the wearing of an ill fitting and
shaggy wig, he gave himself away while he
searched for money in his pocket.. Obviously
forgetting about the wig, he lifted the ball cap
that he was wearing and the wig came up with it..

Thanks to the alert attention of the convenience
store clerk.. Bjay was immediately recognized..
The clerk asked him where he was headed and
Bjay responded by indicating a northerly direction..
He evidently realized that his flight had been de-
tected and walked away mumbling something
about "Spies, everywhere".. As he drove away,
he was overheard telling his wife "that damned
RedShad will probably be waiting for us in Mena,
and will want us to pay for his dadgummed motel
room, and shit, gotta go somewhere else"..

To the good folks in Mena, Ark. who are on the
lookout, you can all relax a bit.. This should alert
the good folks in DeKalb to be alert, as Bjay
could be headed in that direction, next..

Bill Walker

 

BillWalker ''A convenience store clerk at the Easy Mart in DeQueen has
reported sighting Bjay while he attempted to purchase a package of
bologna.. Even though Bjay appeared to be trying to dis- guise himself
by the wearing of an ill fitting and shaggy wig, he gave himself away
while he searched for money in his pocket.. Obviously forgetting about
the wig, he lifted the ball cap that he was wearing and the wig came up
with it..



Thanks for your continued affable affectation. Yall dont know how much I
am truly trying to show exultation, from all this, and I am delectably
amused, and yet in awe..of the attention. RNGrin

B. Jay Kana--
NETexas
02 Valkyrie Cruiser--
( happy trails to you all)

 

Did you just say you defecated on an axe while showing your
exultation? Most places will have you arrested for doing that in
public!

Shit, I've got to get my eyes checked! Just reading this, it's no
wonder Congress is debating how to handle the "wetbacks" in this
country....someone needs to do something with you!