Mini review: Nitro N800V

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by ogden, May 2, 2006.

  1. ogden

    ogden Guest

    Quieter than my Arai [1]
    Smells better than my Arai [2]
    Windier inside than my Arai [3]
    Pointier inside than my Arai [4]
    Cheaper than my Arai [5]

    Doesn't help me get the bastard round corners though. Christ I need some
    practice.

    [1] Not hard, wearing that thing is like standing behind Concorde
    [2] Not hard, though 5 years of my head-sweat won't have helped
    [3] I miss that little slide-down chin-deflector thing
    [4] Seriously, it's like wearing a fucking Toblerone. Inside out.
    [5] By enough to buy 175 helmets from Aldi or Lidl or whatever
     
    ogden, May 2, 2006
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  2. ogden

    Lozzo Guest

    ogden said...
    <consigns two very good N800s to the bin>

    If he's wearing one and thinks it's great, then I need a new helmet
     
    Lozzo, May 2, 2006
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  3. ogden

    DoetNietComputeren Guest


    <g>

    btw, check yer lozzo mail.



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    Dnc

    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    DoetNietComputeren, May 2, 2006
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  4. ogden

    Lozzo Guest

    DoetNietComputeren said...
    Are you that **** who keeps trying to sell me viagra?
     
    Lozzo, May 2, 2006
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  5. ogden

    DoetNietComputeren Guest

    No, but if you need some I know a man in blighty who can.



    --
    Dnc

    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    DoetNietComputeren, May 2, 2006
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  6. ogden

    Hog Guest

    His heart canny take it captain
     
    Hog, May 2, 2006
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  7. ogden

    Lozzo Guest

    DoetNietComputeren said...
    It's the one thing I don't need. I need something to use it on, not
    something to make it work, IYSWIM.

    Anyway, my doc says I'm not allowed viagra cos I'm a bit of a dicky-
    tickered spaz-mong.
     
    Lozzo, May 2, 2006
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