Miners Rescued: 0 of 33

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by ginge, Oct 13, 2010.

  1. ginge

    ginge Guest

    Classy job there Sky News.

    I'm on the edge of my seat for the high score table of rescue times.
     
    ginge, Oct 13, 2010
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    SteveH Guest

    It's going to be like playing Lemmings.

    Out: 0 In: 0% Time: 2 hours
     
    SteveH, Oct 13, 2010
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  3. ginge

    prawn Guest

    Oh, yes. Some wag twitted this: They're sending a medic down first? Does
    that mean Sky's counter will change to "-1 of 33 rescued"?
     
    prawn, Oct 13, 2010
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  4. ginge

    Switters Guest

    El País in Spain has a little counter too.

    No such class for El Mercurio in Chile.
    I think I'll wait for the movie to see what happens.
     
    Switters, Oct 13, 2010
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  5. ginge

    CT Guest

    They'll have to change it somewhat:

    One of the miners will have to replaced by someone trying to get to
    hospital for a life-saving operation.
    Two will have to be replaced with a couple who's marriage is going
    through a rough patch.
    One will have to be replaced by a priest/nun/whatever whose faith is
    failing.
    One will have to be replaced by a really annoying 13 year old kid who
    thinks he knows everything. And I mean *really* annoying.

    Bruce Willis will wear a white t-shirt and be the first down the escape
    shaft to save them.
     
    CT, Oct 13, 2010
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  6. <VVBG>

    You forgot that, somewhere along the line, there'll be a pet or a teddy
    bear that needs rescuing too.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 13, 2010
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    spike1 Guest

    You also forgot the coward who puts the entire operation in jeopardy but is
    the first one to die. (nice to see doctor who break with that tradition and
    have the cowardly moneymad one be one of the ones to survive in the titanic
    episode)
     
    spike1, Oct 13, 2010
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    Catman Guest

    Dunno what's been happening as I'm *trying* to get to Bulgaria, but when
    I got up this morning, BBC news was showing riveting live footage.

    Of a winch

    For nearly an *hour*

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    Catman, Oct 13, 2010
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    CT Guest

    Still doing it, with occasional re-runs of "here's a winch from
    earlier".

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10318089
     
    CT, Oct 13, 2010
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  10. ginge

    Catman Guest

    Fucking *wonderful*. Journalism at its best.

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    Catman, Oct 13, 2010
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    ginge Guest

    Sky news offered a fascinating insight earlier:

    The pulley is slowly turning, and turning....

    ...this means that the capsule is descending steadily down the shaft.
     
    ginge, Oct 13, 2010
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    CT Guest

    *facepalm*
     
    CT, Oct 13, 2010
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  13. ginge

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    I decided that the 2nd test match between India and Australia was much
    more interesting and when that was finished I returned to doing
    insignificant little jobs on my Tenere.

    No doubt I'll find out when they're all on the surface but I'm not
    really interested enough to watch it going on.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Oct 13, 2010
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  14. ginge

    CT Guest

    Well done India! And the Aussies are now ranked 5th, one place below
    England!
    Quite.

    "Latest: Víctor Zamora becomes the fourteenth man to be rescued from
    Chilean mine"

    *yawn*
     
    CT, Oct 13, 2010
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  15. If I was in charge of that broadcast, I'd be so tempted to loop it and
    then suddenly speed up the footage.

    "My God! God! It isn't supposed to be going that fast, is it? IS IT!?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 13, 2010
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  16. ginge

    ginge Guest

    I think the best bit will be if the chap with both wife and mistress
    waiting realises he's in trouble and asks to be sent back down.
     
    ginge, Oct 13, 2010
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  17. ginge

    CT Guest

    Or reverse it:

    "And here's the 15th miner, Juan Gonsales about to emerge..."
    <fx:reverse>
    "Oh no, he's falling back!..."
    <fx:forward>
    "No, it's all OK, he's coming out now..."
    <fx:reverse>
    "Arrghhh! He's going back in again!..."

    etc.
     
    CT, Oct 13, 2010
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    M J Carley Guest

    A Welsh mate of mine couldn't understand why his mother was so
    bothered by the whole thing until she told him that her father had
    once been trapped underground for nine days when a coal seam caught
    fire.
     
    M J Carley, Oct 13, 2010
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  19. ginge

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    It was worth watching it for the look of sheer disgust on Pontings
    face.
    Nearly as much fun as watching paint dry.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Oct 13, 2010
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    Alex Ferrier Guest

    I shall be waiting for the full length Kafkaesque play myself.

    Should be a cracker.
     
    Alex Ferrier, Oct 13, 2010
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