Milan Bike Show

You know all that weight I lost? Making icecream smoothies in the
blender doesn't help it stay off.

That's a definite.

I'll go and have a peek at some point.

Is that the trade day?

Ex hubby has lent me his one (work keep sending him there) but I
haven't opened it yet.

Suppose I ought to look at the book at some point. We've decided not
to go and see The Last Supper (you need to book tickets in advance)
but I want to do at least one gallery/museum.

 

I know women get in free on the Friday but isn't the cost of the op
going to outweigh the savings?

 

like that's gonna worry LN & me

 

yes but he meant them. flights now booked, out Friday, back Sunday )
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He is a bit slow this week isn't he?

The flights are booked so we're doing the Milan bike show and that's
the end of it.

I could look in my diary and check the date when I started doing 12
days on 2 days off but I can't be arsed and it was around April so I
reckon we're due a weekend away. Just because it happens to coincide
with a bike show in Milan is irrelevant and all I need to do now is
work out how I can have the Friday off without it coming out of my
annual leave. I think the words "I'm off on that date or I'll be
working for your competitors next summer" might be used.

It'll make a change from the usual dingy UK bike shows and I'll be
able to point at things and hint at it being a 'big' one next year and
how I might as well have the fastest sports bike out of the box as
spend money making something else go like ****.

What the ****, Adie thinks it's a good idea and she gets an extra
holiday so everyone's happy.

 

I was waiting for you to appear and make it all seem like a sensible
idea. You've not let me down.

Whatever.

 

I'm not short. I've just cultivated a low centre of gravity for
stability purposes.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

Well, that certainly explains the size of your arse, but why is it so
close to the floor?

 

<puzzled>

You have met Andy, yes?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

I have. I don't know what I was thinking.

 

For a lot less than a weekend at the power station.

Anyway, how can I put a price on a weekend away for my wifes birthday?

 

The scaffolding collapsed under the weight so it sagged

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

Ah. You want a decent engineer on that, you do. Bit of cantilevering,
couple of skyhooks and no-one'd ever know.

 

For £25?

 

Where could I possibly find an engineer to get to work on my arse?

I'm given to understand you cannae change the laws of physics - I fear
your solution, whilst appreciated, lacks applicability.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

Hmm... Look, far be it from me to say anything, but if "paraffin" gets
mentioned, I'd run away.

Fast.

Pshaw. They laughed at Marconi, you know.

 

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You mean it *isn't* a substitute for lube? The lying bastard.

Well there is certainly a wave effect and it's in stereo.

 

Ask her. She's a woman, they know every fucking thing