miffed (lots)

The reason I accepted a payout for my "written off" CBR6RR as opposed to
another in the same condition has now decided to tell me she "misses" my
bike and thinks I should've kept it... As it happens I said "no more" and
gave away my thousands of pounds worth of gear.
Does anyone have a deep dark hole I can put her in?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Filth said:

If you live near the sea you can throw her off the pier, that way the
sharks will eat her and if you're lucky no-one will find any evidence.

 

My wife is still quite attached to the VFR I had when we started going-out.

Whenever we see one in the same colour she gets all dewy-eyed and says "I
really miss that bike", sadly reels off its reg. no. and sighs loudly.

 

....remembering the days she contentedly waved you off down the street before
getting down to action with the next door neighbour.

 

I don't know, does she have a small dark hole?

 

Ah - Porl - what an honour!
I really must mention my wife more often as it invariably brings you out
from under your rock.

4nyw4y, wha55up d00d?

 

The reason I accepted a payout for my "written off" CBR6RR as

She's ok, there's only "man"-eating sharks in Southampton. They might eat
her due to the fish flavouring though...

 

My wife is still quite attached to the VFR I had when we started

Amusingly enough, the doris gave her reason for wanting me to get another
one as:"At least I can get rid of you for a bit like before".

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Filth said:

That's cruelty to animals. I'd wrap her in a bin liner first

 

Dig your own you lazy ****.

 

Sorby

Maybe some gifs too? ;-)

 

You want gifs of Porl?

I expect he'd happily send them to you. It's attention after all.

 

I shall have to watch that pattern behaviour. So far I've noted a Pavlovian
response to remarks about your wife and an insatiable need for attention
from Dwb.

You can only blame yourself, I still listen to "Cupid's Turds".

 

Heh! That old thing? I vaguely remember it. Might dig it out of the loft
one day .. if I can be bothered.
<reaches over to CD-player and hits [PLAY]>

Fancy making some more beautiful 'music'[1] together soon?

[1] I use the term in its loosest sense.

 

Always, Rocker.