Metal Mite are eating my motorcycle ! ! !

Help ! What can I do to destroy them ?

 

Unfortunately, being metal, these mites are very hard to destroy. Even
direct attack with a weapon is often only able to leave a scratch. One that
has been damaged in this way is known as a 'marmite'

Tony

 

Hans-Marc Olsen bored us all completely to death with wittery prose
along the lines of:

Angle grind the affected parts.

 

A recent study has shown that the marmites will soon transmogrify in
to bovrils.

--
ColonelTupperware
spouting bollocks on Usenet since 1997
Usenet FAQ at
http://www.its.caltech.edu/its/services/internetapps/news/news2.shtml
UPCE FAQ at http://upce.org.uk/
UKRM FAQ at http://www.ukrm.net/faq/

 

Take off and nuke them from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Not "them", "the site".

Hey, this is film class, right?


--
AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

pedant

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X
BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)