Mental Health

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Ben Blaney, Jul 17, 2004.

  1. Ben Blaney

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Should be a laugh.
     
    Ben Blaney, Jul 17, 2004
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  2. Hmmmm....

    Well, at a rough guess 75% of the regular posters here are well divorced
    from sanity anyway. Tell your acquaintance to start posting on ukrm and
    see what happens.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 17, 2004
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  3. Ben Blaney

    Lozzo Guest

    Ben Blaney says...
    Can we buy tickets to watch?
     
    Lozzo, Jul 17, 2004
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    John Guest

    Are there any riders on here that teach? Or anyone that knows the full
    gubbins for CBT and bike training?

    Is there a pre-requisite for CBT that you do not have any mental health
    problems, are you supposed to divulge any such ailments before training
    begins?


    The reason I ask this is because someone (I don't know them personally),
    whom suffers from clinical depression, is a certified schizophrenic, has
    attempted suicide on at least four seperate occasions, and hears voices
    telling them to harm themselves and/or kill others, is going to buy
    themselves a bike. They have been oncouraged by others who say it is a good
    idea because it will help their concentration, it will keep their mind
    focused and it will allow them extra freedom.

    I argue against this for obvious reasons. One being if you hear voices in
    your head the last thing you need is a little speaker in your ear with a
    dis-embodied voice telling you to do this do that (as in bike to bike
    intercoms).

    your comments and views on this please.
     
    John, Jul 17, 2004
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  5. Ben Blaney

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Certainly hope so.

    We should get the fucker along to a *OSM, too.
     
    Ben Blaney, Jul 17, 2004
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    Stonge Guest

    Sounds like denial to me.
     
    Stonge, Jul 17, 2004
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    That's my understanding - it's a licence thing.

    Does your friend have a driving licence? If the voices are going to
    tell him to drive into a crowd of pedestrians it's probably best if
    he's on a bike rather than in a car.
     
    Colin Irvine, Jul 17, 2004
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    David Thomas Guest

    Or better still if he just "walks" into a crowd of pedestrians.


    D
     
    David Thomas, Jul 17, 2004
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    Eiron Guest


    Does he have multiple personalities or is your grammar shite?
    In the former case he should buy several bikes.
    A beemer would suit Dr. Jekyll whereas Mr. Hyde would prefer
    some sort of café racer.
     
    Eiron, Jul 17, 2004
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    Big Tony Guest

    No idea what the official position is but CG Sean probably gets at least one
    of these types every week and I'm sure they don't declare it.

    For your interest a few other of the oddballs they've had include:

    Several drug users / dealers. One used to disappear to the privacy of his
    car at lunchtime, do a few lines and come back in a rather different mood.
    Another attempted to give him a substantial quantity of gear as a thank you
    following a successful test pass.

    I wonder if JP gets similar offers?

    Others who they have been not able to teach include a bloke who failed his
    eyesight test by a substantial margin because he couldn't see without his
    glasses but offered to drive home and get them. Another chap didn't have any
    balance at all and couldn't ride a pushbike.

    There are also the candidates that have their own interpretation on the
    driver licensing and insurance laws. Like the occasional scrote who turns up
    on a R6 to do a CBT[1]. Or the ones who turn up on 'slightly modified'
    scooters.

    1. Obviously not on the R6.
     
    Big Tony, Jul 17, 2004
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    gp Guest

    I suppose it depends on what the voices are saying.
    "Don't forget your lifesaver" versus "Do it! Do it!" for example.


    gp
     
    gp, Jul 17, 2004
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  12. Ben Blaney

    Ben Blaney Guest

    It is.
     
    Ben Blaney, Jul 17, 2004
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  13. Ben Blaney

    Ben Blaney Guest

    It is.
     
    Ben Blaney, Jul 17, 2004
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  14. Class!
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 17, 2004
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  15. Ben Blaney

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Cheese?
     
    Ben Blaney, Jul 17, 2004
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    Martian Guest

    John wrote:
    [snip]
    This is a very simplistic view of a very complex illness, you could try
    posting here:

    alt.support.schizophrenia

    and having a look on the DVLA web-site

    As the person in question has been labelled as "Schizophrenic" I believe
    they are legally bound to declare this to the DVLA and insurance companies.
     
    Martian, Jul 17, 2004
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  17. <brain explodes trying to work out what happens in Chateau Cane>
     
    Paul Corfield, Jul 17, 2004
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  18. Ben Blaney

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Ohhhh dear. Is he keeping you under control?
    MILF quality?
    Seems only fair.
    Unidentified Drunken Injury.
     
    Ben Blaney, Jul 17, 2004
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  19. schoolteacher - and what did you do this weekend Archie?

    archie - I went to a party with my Dad.

    schoolteacher - where were your Mum and Emily?

    archie - they ran away to a wedding in Ireland.

    schoolteacher - did you have a good time at the party?

    archie - yeah I ate until I was sick. Daddy drank a lot and spoke to
    lots of strange ladies. He then fell in the swimming pool and made his
    head poorly. It was very late and dark when we got home. I had a great
    time and can't wait for the sex party daddy was talking about when we
    walked home.

    schoolteacher - hello, is that Essex Social Services?

    ;-)
     
    Paul Corfield, Jul 17, 2004
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  20. I bet :) I dread to think what Archie and Emily are going to be
    like as teenagers though.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jul 17, 2004
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