Mayday! Mayday! Wifey suggests selling bike!!

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Centurion, Dec 15, 2003.

  1. fiddlesticks !


     
    Baron Von Rotter, Dec 19, 2003
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    conehead Guest

    Unless it's trying to keep up with a ZX9R (blue), of course.

    Where's the rest of your ride report?
     
    conehead, Dec 19, 2003
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    GB Guest

    A shotgun is a shotgun.

    G
     
    GB, Dec 19, 2003
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  4. Ahhh, BTH = Bitter Turd Holer!

    Makes sense when you think about it!

    Hammo
     
    Hamish Alker-Jones, Dec 20, 2003
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    Ahhh so THAT's why it didn't make sense!
    Clem
    (I AM NOT thinking about that!!)
     
    Knobdoodle, Dec 20, 2003
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    Boxer Guest

    My wife suggested that I sell some bikes last week, so my response was to
    buy another one.

    I bet she never makes that mistake again.

    Boxer

    (In Newcastle on Sunday night to pick up the R100GSPD, riding back to
    Brisbane on Monday)
     
    Boxer, Dec 20, 2003
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    BT Humble Guest

    Will you two stop that? I'm already fully booked for people I need to
    brutally slay next year!


    BTH
     
    BT Humble, Dec 20, 2003
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    smack Guest

    not a word, not a fucken word from me.






    Buh Tole Heckler
     
    smack, Dec 20, 2003
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    Jorgen Guest

    Respect!

    j
     
    Jorgen, Dec 20, 2003
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    Arrrgh; lucky the missus has gone to be so I don't have to explain why I'm
    laughing again!
    I got caught this morning and had to spend 30 minutes explaining the "cum
    spray booth" to her... (and she's still looking funny at me!)
    Clem
    [Bugger The Horifice]
    ~
     
    Knobdoodle, Dec 20, 2003
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    John Littler Guest

    Well what did you quietly achieve ? Or is that in another thread I've not yet
    seen ?

    JL
    (1000 posts behind and scrambling to catch up)
     
    John Littler, Dec 21, 2003
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    sharkey Guest

    Or, as I used to point out to medicos when they pointed out that
    bikes were going to end me up in hospital:

    "Hey, I'm a single bloke in his 20s ... I've gotta injure
    myself _somehow_ ..."

    -----sharks
     
    sharkey, Dec 21, 2003
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  13. Gone to be what?


    Postman Pat
     
    Pat Heslewood, Dec 21, 2003
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    Gone to be fuggin' annoyed when she hears you've been talking about her!
    Clem
     
    Knobdoodle, Dec 21, 2003
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    smack Guest

    Ummm, do I want to meet her? I'll be in Brisneyland on the 12th
     
    smack, Dec 21, 2003
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    GB Guest

    Chronic masturbation not your thing?

    G
     
    GB, Dec 21, 2003
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    Lettuce know the details and whether you want the XJ for wheels (or a
    room).
    We're workin' so the wheels are free during the day.
    I'd best start slaughtering the food animals.
    Clem
     
    Knobdoodle, Dec 21, 2003
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    smack Guest

    I'll be in the landcrab. Didn't gNat tell you I'm vegetarian and I don't
    drink anymore since I found Jesus?





    I'll call when I get to where we are staying, somewhere near the Gold Coast

    Steve
     
    smack, Dec 22, 2003
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    Mike.S Guest

    was he under the sofa?
    Did he hide your bundy&cola or something?
    Mike.S
     
    Mike.S, Dec 22, 2003
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    X-No-archive:yes

    smack > wrote;
    You found him?!!?
    Bloody hell the Christians will be pissed off; they thought he went to
    heaven!!
    Clem
     
    Knobdoodle, Dec 22, 2003
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