Mayday! Mayday! Wifey suggests selling bike!!

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Centurion, Dec 15, 2003.

  1. Centurion

    Smee Guest

    Actually I beat u both yesterday
    turned up on my server and the berlin one.
     
    Smee, Dec 16, 2003
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  2. Centurion

    Centurion Guest

    Yeh - or worse..... What can be worse? Simple - little organic, carbon-based
    life forms of the "homosapien" kind!!

    --James
    ZZR250==>ZX9R
    __________________________________
    A random quote of nothing:

    It's all magic. :)
    -- Larry Wall in <>
     
    Centurion, Dec 16, 2003
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    Nev.. Guest

    Bugger the compromise... get the ZX12.. you won't be sorry :)

    Nev..
    '03 ZX12R
    '02 CBR1100XX
     
    Nev.., Dec 16, 2003
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  4. Centurion

    Conehead Guest

    Then bugger the missus so she won't want to pillion.

    (ie...don't do it right)

    Conehead
     
    Conehead, Dec 16, 2003
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  5. Centurion

    Jorgen Guest

    Spelling mistakes are one thing, but the "they like they're/there
    motorcycles" virus that seems to be attacking many a poster and spreading
    like the plague is sort of starting to get to me...

    Can everyone please read this:

    Their means what belongs to someone, as you said "their professions".
    They're is simply short for they are. "They're biased."
    There is used when e.g. saying "look at that R6 over there", or "there are
    lots of bikes I'd like to buy".

    So you get:
    _There_ are bikes outside. _Their_ owners are happy; _they're_ having fun.


    Furthermore:

    Its means possession, or that of belonging to. E.g. "The motorbike lost its
    wheel."
    It's is simply short for "it is". "It's a shame the R6 costs more than what
    my partner allows me to spend."


    You'll have to excuse my being anal - I'm a Norwegian living down under,
    which seems to make me better qualified to write English than 80% here.

    j
     
    Jorgen, Dec 16, 2003
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  6. Centurion

    Conehead Guest

    'nuff said....

    Conehead
     
    Conehead, Dec 16, 2003
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  7. Centurion

    Nev.. Guest

    Just tell her the cowl on the back is fixed and those two little screws on
    it's underside don't really reveal the pillion seat underneath.

    Nev..
    '03 ZX12R
    '02 CBR1100XX
     
    Nev.., Dec 16, 2003
    #47
  8. Centurion

    Mike.S Guest

    Bit dangerous 'eh?

    b.t.w. you back from the jaunt overseas now? if so, when did you get back?

    Mike.S
     
    Mike.S, Dec 16, 2003
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  9. Centurion

    Johnnie5 Guest

    back again 2 weeks ago

    wrote:
     
    Johnnie5, Dec 16, 2003
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  10. Centurion

    Johnnie5 Guest

    get a chain while you are at it ;)
     
    Johnnie5, Dec 16, 2003
    #50

  11. If you sell the ZX9,you'll be able to afford that kitchen to get her off
    your back...


    Postman Pat
     
    Pat Heslewood, Dec 16, 2003
    #51

  12. Your prolly rite.
    We should of realised that.

    Poastmun Patt
     
    Pat Heslewood, Dec 16, 2003
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  13. Centurion

    Smee Guest

    Damn it conehead
    I laughed out loud at work today after reading this and people near my
    desk asked me what was wrong with me. Our music teacher being Norweigian
    was not impressed:)
     
    Smee, Dec 16, 2003
    #53
  14. Centurion

    Johno Guest

    **** off teacher spelling bitch - it's your holiday period - go and
    ride your tractor somewhere... ;P

    Johno
    Beer mate?
     
    Johno, Dec 16, 2003
    #54
  15. Centurion

    Smee Guest

    Ta muchly
    still got till friday to pester spelling and apostrophe errors
    then I'll be as lazy as all u buggers.
     
    Smee, Dec 16, 2003
    #55
  16. Centurion

    Jorgen Guest

    Haha! I thought it pretty funny too.

    Cheers,
    J
    {thick viking skin through heritage & tough upbringing}
     
    Jorgen, Dec 16, 2003
    #56
  17. Centurion

    Jorgen Guest

    [...]
    Hehe ;)

    j
     
    Jorgen, Dec 16, 2003
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  18. Centurion

    atec77 Guest

    lazy biatch ?.
     
    atec77, Dec 16, 2003
    #58
  19. ....and this is based on you providing their stats (or as a secret agent in
    the A&E ward)?

    Hammo
     
    Hamish Alker-Jones, Dec 17, 2003
    #59
  20. Damien said....


    Da> Just leave the yellow pages by the phone, opened to the divorce lawyers
    Da> page, with a few numbers circled. Next to that, leave a bike catalogue,
    Da> with a few bikes circled. Draw smiley faces on both. She'll get the idea!


    Or she'll circle the entry for the Child Support Agency......
     
    Charlie Haughs, Dec 18, 2003
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