Many thanks to..

The copper who witnessed my eldest daughter being knocked off her RD125
twin, by some myopic woman in a Golf this morning in Warwick. Caz is
bruised and battered[1], but otherwise fine after hitting the deck and
rolling through one of those plastic 'Keep Left' bollards. It's a shame
the same can't be said of the RD, which she rebuilt herself. Mr Copper
also arranged for her bike to be recovered back to her house while she
was at the local hospital getting checked out. Good job she wasn't on
her CBR6.

[1] Maybe she'll put the armour back in her waterproof jacket now. "It's
too bulky" was the excuse.

 

I hope see is fine. If I can help put the RD back together, I am only down
the road.

 

Ouch. GWS and hope the copper is feeling vindictive to the Golf-driving
bitch.

 

The Older Gentleman said...

He cautioned the driver of the Golf before leaving the scene.

 

Good man.

 

you've never made a mistake?

Jesus I don't feel vindictive towards the people that I've had accidents
with; only the one where it wasn't an accident and the one where she
denied all liability (rather than accepting 50%) afterwards.

 

Good job she's OK apart from some bruises.

Proportionally, I've had more near misses in Warwick than in any other
town I've ridden through. Presumably a combination of lots of old people
popping down to the post office and flustered mums on the school run
combined with some quite bizarre traffic 'management' in the centre of
town. I tend to avoid it if possible. There but for the grace of God go
I. Luckily there's a convenient A&E hospital there.

 

Bikes are replaceable and people aren't. Everything else is bollocks.

GWS to Caz.

 

Bollocks aren't replaceable.

 

I do feel irritated, yes. We all make mistakes, so you're right there,
but really crap driving that results in injury always seems to lead to a
complete denial of responsibility a(by perpetrator and insurance firm
alike) and a lot of hassle to get a result.

But then I consider the mistakes I've made which could have hurt
someone, and luckily didn't, so I suppose the only answer is:

"whatever".

 

Lozzo was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:

GWS Caz. And I raise my glass to the copper.

 

Ah. Good point.

 

ITYF they are, to a degree:

http://www.mentorcorp.com/cancer/testicularimplants/

 

I thought now you could get replacement ones if you had testicular
cancer?

 

Lozzo wrote

Well done that man.

They learn, sometimes faster than others.

What is wrong with the bike then?

 

Not heard of that. So are you fire someone else's ammo?

 

OUch!
Blind cunts.

Thank **** those things are plastic nowadays. The old steel ones took
some shifting.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

Ow.

Does she need help with rubbing liniment in at all? Hmm?

 

Bollock transplant?

Euww...

Really, I mean...Euwurrrkk...

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#16? FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19

 

Nigel Eaton said...

Her mum's at her place looking after her until Stuey gets home from the
US tomorrow.