"Man most likely"

It occurred to me whilst trawling through the UKRM backlog that it might
be amusing to try a "Man most likely..." thread. "Man" being a generic
term of course. So:

Man Most Likely To:

Appear on TV in an orange jumpsuit Blaney

Destroy the planet Ivan Reid

Render most of the UK uninhabitable Andy Bonwick

Only be pissed off about the above if
Everton are doing well in the league Adie Bonwick

Render the downwind part of the UK
uninhabitable Steve Auvache

Find a way to collect and decontaminate
bikes from the above to make them saleable TOG

Pass through the uninhabitable bits taking
photos and not visiting anyone SD

Have his last words recorded as "Oooh My
Fucking BACK!" Bear

Have his last words as "What did he say?" Nige



Suggestions?

 

Have his last words as "Ooh, I can't die now, I'm doing something
else, wot I'd forgotten about previous, like, besides, I'm not allowed
out on me own after dark, and I'm allergic to embalming fluid, and
...."

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD

LOL.

****.

 

Oh yeah, I can see why you might think that.

<proud>

 

Most likely to appear as an extra in a Star Wars film... guess who?


I did consider "Most likely to appear naked on the Internet", but the
list of possible nominees would have had binary filters tripping left,
right and centre.

 

Can I nominate myself as Man Most Likely to wish he hadn't done that ?
--
Champ

ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
To email me, neal at my domain should work.

 

No, I'm sorry, there isn't time.

I think there may be a considerable number of nominees for that category.

 

You wouldn't win. It's a lot worse when you break your wife as badly as (or
worse than) you break yourself. Believe me, I've done both and I REALLY wish
"I hadn't done that".


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

^^^^^^^^^^^

ITYM 'Space/time continuum'.

 

I've appeared naked on TV as well as on the Internet.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy

<fx: Kills Thread>

 

Hah! TV, Internet... and centre pages of the local rag.

 

The Enfield Gazette, readers' husbands section?

 

No, I don't live in Enfield.

 

My sincerest apologies for confusing you with darsy.

 

It's easily done.

 

Spencer had a party or two over here recently, with the good burghers of
Cork and Dublin showing their shivery bits to the world.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"It's a moron working with power tools.
How much more suspenseful can you get?"
- House

 

You need to get out more.