Man 0 , Snake 1

http://goodyaself.bravepages.com/stories/messiah.html

Story of a chap picking up a deadly snake whilst pissed. I particulary
liked:

"I tore it off me and put it in a plastic bag and threw it in the back of
the car.
"For some stupid reason, I stuck my hand back in the bag, and it must have
smelled blood, and it bit me another eight times."

Class.

 

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Good site.

I liked:

http://goodyaself.bravepages.com/stories/boonie.html

 

I prefered:

"My mate was trying to keep me awake by whacking me in the head and pouring
beer on me."

*Quality*

 

In

"My mate was trying to keep me awake by whacking me in the head
and pouring beer on me."

sounds like the average Saturday night in most UK cities and
towns ....

--
Steve Parry

http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

http://wrexhamseals.tripod.com