Major Oops

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Adrienne M Jenn, Sep 22, 2003.

  1. I think I've fucked up big stylee....

    yesterday when going through passport control I put my passport inside
    my leathers and did them up.

    it was only today I realised I haven't seen it.

    it ain't at home which means that I must have dropped it at the petrol
    station, only they ain't found it.

    the major problem is that I'm moving to Switzerland on Sunday. Oops.

    so I now have an appointment at the passport office on Wednesday to
    grovel. before then I have to grovel to work to get a 'this is a
    business critical trip' letter and find some nice peeps to sign the
    relevant paperwork.

    and then I have to hope they take pity on me, otherwise I wont be moving
    'til mid next week.

    --
    Adie

    Triumph T595 / FZ750
    MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16
    www.AdrienneMJenn.co.uk
    email: Adie@<nospam>AdrienneMJenn.co.uk <--- note new address!
     
    Adrienne M Jenn, Sep 22, 2003
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  2. Adrienne M Jenn

    Abso Guest

    You can pay for a same day replacement, ISTR it cost me 90 quidish when
    I did this at the London passport office.
     
    Abso, Sep 23, 2003
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  3. Adrienne M Jenn

    Hog Guest

    I rather think the problem is what your lost copy might be used for! watch
    out for groups of armed Plod.

    I've done the Eurotunnel in the boot of a car because I inadvertently binned
    mine. Just go through after midnight!
     
    Hog, Sep 23, 2003
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  4. I have an appointment tomorrow. I'm spending today running round like a
    loony.

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    Adie
    (replace spam with nickname to reply)

    Triumph T595 / FZ750
    MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 UKRMMA#22
    (pending)
     
    Adrienne M Jenn, Sep 23, 2003
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  5. I have an appointment tomorrow and the girlie on the phone said its at their
    discretion. cost is about £78.

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    Adie
    (replace spam with nickname to reply)

    Triumph T595 / FZ750
    MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 UKRMMA#22
    (pending)
     
    Adrienne M Jenn, Sep 23, 2003
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  6. Adrienne M Jenn

    Champ Guest

    Then check your knickers
     
    Champ, Sep 23, 2003
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  7. Adrienne M Jenn

    Salad Dodger Guest

    When I read this, I thought it was a post from Cane. :)

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    Salad Dodger, Sep 23, 2003
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  8. I'll do that.....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 23, 2003
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  9. The Nigerian High Commission and the Russian Embassy were two
    favourites, in my day.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 23, 2003
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  10. Once I had to do a pick-up at a new account: a travel agent called Man
    Around in Kensington Church Street.

    Midsummer, hot, and I was wearing my full leathers, underkecks, and nowt
    else. Leathers unzipped almost to the waist. I was a lot slimmer in
    those days, ahem.

    Hung around the place, waiting for the tickets I was supposed to
    collect, clocked the customers who were all a bit, um, mimsy, and were
    eyeing me up, and the picture of the winsome young lad, stark naked,
    behind the counter, and the penny dropped with a great clang.

    Picked up the tickets, headed off, and radioed in.

    "You know what that place is?"

    "Nope. New account. What is it?"

    "A gay travel agency."

    <fx: roars of laughter from the control room, over the radio>

    "Well, you must have made a fuckin' good impression, because there's
    another job just come out of there, and they've asked for you
    personally...."
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 23, 2003
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  11. I was aged 24 and very desirable.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 23, 2003
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  12. Heh, done that three times too and now they're in the washer.

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    Adie

    Triumph T595 / FZ750
    MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15
    UKRMMA#22 (pending) FTB#6
    www.AdrienneMJenn.co.uk
    email: Adie@<nospam>AdrienneMJenn.co.uk <--- note new address!
     
    Adrienne M Jenn, Sep 23, 2003
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  13. <Cough>

    Phil

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    Phil Launchbury, Sep 24, 2003
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  14. Grovelling worked. New passport acquired.

    *Phew*

    now all I need to do is work out what I did with the tickets.

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    Adie

    Triumph T595 / FZ750
    MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15
    UKRMMA#22 (pending) FTB#6
    www.AdrienneMJenn.co.uk
    email: Adie@<nospam>AdrienneMJenn.co.uk <--- note new address!
     
    Adrienne M Jenn, Sep 24, 2003
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  15. Adrienne M Jenn

    Tim Guest

    I did call round to help. I got to rub my hands all over her leathers
    ;-)
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    Tim, Sep 25, 2003
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