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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by BGN, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. BGN

    BGN Guest

    While out on the game with SeanH this morning/afternoon we had a hoon
    from Rye/Camber/Dungeoness/Hythe/Canterbury/Sturry and stopped off at
    The Foundry, a Harley Davidson & Buell dealer.

    I felt the need to enter the dealership wearing dark sunglasses to
    help stop the reflection and glare from the all of the chrome
    accessories. Harley riders, it appears, will buy anything as long as
    it looks like shiny chrome (similar to 'Wing riders and their gold and
    colour coded wotsits) but there was indeed a lot of pretty stuff on
    offer.

    I could see myself on a Buell, in a few years time, perhaps. A couple
    of the Harleys were nice too. We had a look around every machine on
    offer but I exited shortly after a bloke in Sales gave me an angry
    look after I was describing to Sean how "I could get away with one of
    these if the flames were longer, red and orange and it had tassles
    hanging from the end of the bars, oh, and they got rid of those filled
    in wheels and put alloy spoked things on. If you're going to do it
    you might as well do it properly!"

    I also fancied the FLHTCU Ultra Classic Electra Glide but thankfully
    had left my license at home so didn't have the opportunity to ask for
    a test ride.
     
    BGN, Jul 29, 2006
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  2. I take it you are now whoring then ?

    <snip tale>
     
    Mr Alun Davies, Jul 29, 2006
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  3. BGN

    BGN Guest

    No, not at all.
     
    BGN, Jul 29, 2006
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  4. So he was then and you are pimping ?

    It looks like Mr Cane of this NG has competition
     
    Mr Alun Davies, Jul 29, 2006
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  5. BGN

    BGN Guest

    No we just went out for a ride together.
     
    BGN, Jul 29, 2006
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  6. BGN

    BGN Guest

    Gosh, hasn't the MSN Encarta chat bawt got an attitude now?!

    Hayn says: What's a Harley Davidson?
    Encarta® Instant Answers says: Who?
    Hayn says: Harley Davidson
    Encarta® Instant Answers says: What about Harley Davidson?
    Hayn says: Who is he?
    Encarta® Instant Answers says: How should I know who he is?
    Hayn says: You're the fountain of all knowledge
    Encarta® Instant Answers says: It's not easy to be the fountain of all
    knowledge.
    Hayn says: I can tell.
    Encarta® Instant Answers says: Yeah but you can't really tell for
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    Hayn says: I'm doing a better job of it than you are.
    Encarta® Instant Answers says: While you do a better job of it than I
    am I'll be right there answering people's questions.
    Hayn says: Ooooh, mince!
    Encarta® Instant Answers says: Yeah? What about Mince?
     
    BGN, Jul 29, 2006
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  7. BGN

    BGN Guest

    They are a bit small.
     
    BGN, Jul 30, 2006
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  8. Not really, it's just you are so big (fnarr fnarr!)
     
    Mr Alun Davies, Jul 30, 2006
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  9. BGN

    ginge Guest

    I suspect Verds was more concerned about the mechanical sympathy such a
    bike requires.
     
    ginge, Jul 30, 2006
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  10. BGN

    BGN Guest

    FFS. Can't they make bikes that look after themselves?
     
    BGN, Jul 30, 2006
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  11. BGN

    ginge Guest

    They're American built, need I say more?
     
    ginge, Jul 30, 2006
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  12. BGN

    Spete Guest

    Thanks for that, I'd never heard of this bot. Fairly funny to wind up for a
    few seconds....

    It's a bit sensitive, isn't it.

    Spete says (13:43):
    what is a ****
    Encarta® Instant Answers says (13:43):
    That's not cool. That's not cool at all.
    Spete says (13:44):
    what is a dick
    Encarta® Instant Answers says (13:44):
    Yeah? What about Dick?
    Spete says (13:44):
    no, a dick
    Encarta® Instant Answers says (13:44):
    I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
    Spete says (13:44):
    yup cuntflaps for instance
    Encarta® Instant Answers says (13:44):
    I'm not sure I understood you correctly. Let's try an Encarta search. =>
    Spete says (13:45):
    it's the flaps usually found in cunts
    Encarta® Instant Answers says (13:45):
    It and many others!
     
    Spete, Jul 31, 2006
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  13. Spete wrote
    I've got a little wind up that might go for a few seconds, it involves a
    young dutchish lady wot I met over the weekend, rock music, a video
    camera and some clogs.
    Kin hot stuff mate. Want me to post it up?
     
    steve auvache, Jul 31, 2006
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