This morning the policy documents for the Bandit arrived from Auntie Carole. I idly flicked through the book she sends out and noticed that Page 2 has details of their Breakdown Assistance, and guess what bike is used as an example...yep, a BMW tourer with some middle aged bloke faffing about round the front. If it was a scratch and sniff picture I'm sure you'd be able to catch the slight odour of wee.