M4 speed cameras - oh dear.

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

Is sir considering the purchase of a new Gentleman's Conveyance? Is sir
prepared to share the details?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

I feel your pain, but the current 1Aid advice is to lean forward nowdays
- let it all out.

--
Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ VS800 - borked
TS150 - squatting ~|~ V2300 - flat cap and rug

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

Wonderful. I wait with bated breath.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

It was in 1975 when I had one of my major nose bleeds[1]. It took over
an hour's bleeding before convinced the nurse to let me sort it *my*
way.

Head back, cotton wool up nose, breathe through mouth. Try not to gag.

Five minutes later, it's stopped.

Of course, I could barely stand up, at this point, and the sink was a
right fucking mess.

[1] Plagued my early adolescence, it did. I wouldn't have got through
a school rugby match, nowadays.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..74309../..18302.../..3184./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914

 

Mmm, doesn't really help us does it...
--
O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

<rhetorical question>

So what sort of mong poses for a group photograph if he doesn't want his
picture taken?

 

platypus says...

Because at the time people were donating money to Team UKRM via the
garagepixies website to see the photos of Pip apres shaving. He didn't
think it fair on those people who had made a donation if those who
hadn't were going to see the result free of charge.

 

I wonder how long it'll be before Police: The Game comes out. Get 1000
points to move up from bog-standard bobby, trade points for better
equipment / blind eye favours. We could have an online Hi-Score board
for the best coppers and everything.

 

Ah, so it's Pip that's pixellated[1]. I though it was supposed to be Judge.

[1]Heh.

 

http://www.farscape-germany.de/BilderCharaktere/Crais/Crais4G.jpg

 

"One of the only"

Can anyone explain what this phrase actually means? Or can I just
shoot those who utter it, without compunction?

 

Fire away! I reckon it's a (fairly widespread) confusion between "the
one and only" and "one of the few". So widespread, in fact, that I've
no-doubt used it myself several times.

 

Close - but this is nearer
http://www.jgpm.co.uk/images/clients/sw_lg.jpg

 

Is bear a girl?

 

Bear is many many things. A girl is not one of them.

 

<cleans coffee off screen>

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel proposed

Smells fishy.

 

"WTF do you want to go to Nottingham?"

 

As I recall, he was as pixellated as a parrot, that evening.

 

Lozzo wrote

I'll tell you something else that isn't fair. To my certain knowledge
at least one ukrmer who paid didn't get told where the pickies were
being held.