m3

so does anyone know the biker killed on m3 this morning ? What happened ?

Simon

 

I'm sure his mother does.

He died, apparently.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SimonP

Gosh, was somebody *killed*? How exciting!

<marks thread 'interesting'>

 

It was me. I ploughed into a coach load of Jpanese schoolgirls due to sexual
tension and hamfisted throttle control.

But I'm feeling better now.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, porl

Ah, so *that's* how you fucked your tyre. The truth will always out!

*sniff, sniff* You sure?

 

"Is that a gramme?"

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, porl

Not any more...

 

(SimonP) struggled to ejaculate:

He failed to implement his Shift key appropriately.

You ride safely, now.

 

That's /did/, Ace.

 

foyrnb bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the
lines of:

Why? Is she dead too?

--
Cab :^) - almost as fast as G.i.n.g.e.
GSX 1400 - 'Tarts Handbag' (tm) Bike, dead 550/4 Rat
UKRMMA#10 (KoTL), IbW#015, Bob#4, POTM#3

P.S. Remove your_head from the cab. ICQ: 83023471

 

Maybe he had massive organ malfunction. Or maybe had his head ripped
clean off. Or maybe just a wound, and he bled to death. Potentially,
a heart attack brought on my the trauma. Could have been any number
of things.

If you find out, be sure to let us know, eh?

 

"Cab" <>:

Oh my God! It's a virus!

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Cane@work"

The interest rate on this particular topic has certainly gone down.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

"That must be your friend over there. Not much left of him."

 

"They must have cut his heart out"

 

SimonP wrote

What bike was it? Any bits left worth having and where did they take
the remains?

 

And make sure to find out how experienced he was, although it's probably a
foregone conclusion that he only passed his DAS last week.

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My Bike 2000 Honda CB500
M'boy's Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)

BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26

 

"Police said the driver of the other vehicle suffered shock but no physical
injuries."

I thought "shock" was related to blood loss. Oh, look, yes it is:

http://www.nda.ox.ac.uk/wfsa/html/u01/u01_006.htm

So the driver of the other vehicle actually suffered "fucking astonishment".

 

Tut, tut, young man. There's shock and there's shock.

It's all to do with sudden poor blood supply to the brain. That might be
due, as in the specific type your link refers to, to loss of blood through
injury.

However, one of the wonderful things our bodies do in response to alarming
stimuli or any injury, even without significant blood loss - all tied up
with the adrenal response - is to constrict blood vessels to withdraw
blood from the extremeties, concentrating it around the vital organs. It
helps reduce subsequent blood loss from minor injuries, (not arterial
injuries, though) and makes the skin appear pale and cool to the touch.
Unfortunately, the body treats the head as just another extremity.

You can actually die of shock, although without blood loss it's unlikely.
(Excluding the possibility of passing out and falling under a bus.)

 

Verdigris wrote

That is one of the down sides of having me bypass all done you know. I
come over all dizzy for a couple of seconds whenever I get a hard on.