M1 out of London at 9am.

Busy is it? I've got to reach Hemel Hemstead by 9:30 tomorrow and I'm
not sure how much time to allow for filtering.

Ta.

 

Dunno. How about going on the A41?

 

Nah, it'll be fairly civilised - it's all going the other way.

 

Adrian spoke:

M1 + Hemel = Car Park

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, cat

Expect to filter into Hemel from the motorway. For how far is impossible
to predict, some days it's clear other days it's a zoo. I have yet to
find a pattern.

 

I drove up to Nottingham about that time on the M1 a week or so ago -
not too bad going North, but on the other side it looked like a car
park[1].

[1] I came back down the A1(M) which was absolutely fine - though I
was vaguely surprised at the number of roadside sex shops - when did
those appear?

 

At least three years ago, there's a massive one near bedford

What are they expecting 'passing trade?'

<driving home on A1> Oh hang on, just what a i need, a 18" black mamba
rotating fistatron 2000, with added juicethrower'

 

Nige wrote:

A wise choice, sir. I can personally recommend it.

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I'm sick of double standards. My girlfriend buys a "rampant rabbit with
attachments" and she's seen as a 'naughty, fun girl with a special new
toy' but when I order a 240 volt deluxe fistmaster 5000 latex
revolving pussy with realistic, elasticated anus, imitation shit
dribble, semen collection tray and built-in sadistic rape sound-system
then that supposedly makes me some kind of pervert!

 

Jimmy Carr said something similar; you find your GF's vibrator in her
bedside cabinet and it's arousing. She finds a latex vagina in your
sock draw and you're a pervert.

 

just having a "sock draw" is worrying in itself.

And anyway, what's with all this new-fangled fleshlight stuff etc.?
What's wrong with the tried and tested method of just wanking off into
a pair of freshly worn panties?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

In his "sex toys" drawer, obviously.

 

in a drawer.

(BTW http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=draw )

 

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Heh. I like "Double Rainbow, All the Way"

 

WUN had the right of the situation. A spirited blat up the M1 (I do wish
my speedo worked) and then some overtaking into Hemel.

The snowboarding was bastard fantastic. I see a trip to Canada in my future.

Cheers for the advice.

 

Most of us men don't wear them.

 

don't you have a woman around the house?

 

You know the exchange rate sucks for us at the moment right? It was
actually worse than the US$ the other day. Never seen that before.

 

Nice. That's something I'm aiming for - eventually!