Lunch

Ed, you understand the scientific elementarized theory to the point of
fundamentally dry rottin, on the spot, out on the cow lot.

 

Jer, are you typing from out west some where?

 

Translate that shit to the others.

 

He said "The trailer's knee deep in cow shit, and the tar's ain't got no
air in 'em." I think.

 

Hey dammitt? Where you from?

 

I used to be from the farm, but now it's the suburbs.

 

You a politician?

What state?
And I an't talking "bein'"

I am from Texas.

 

A politician? wtf?
You have insulted me good sir. A pox upon ye!

And I'm from Texas too. I left for a while, but then I came back.

 

SEND IT AGAIN!!!

I taint got it...when/where? Call me!!!

 

I liked the way you beat around the bush answering the question.

 

I did? Shit! Maybe I AM a politician! Is there a 12 step program for it?
But wait, if I am indeed a politician, where's my freezer full of cash,
hookers, and blow?

Thank your for your thoughtful questions,
Sincerely,
Ron Paul

 

Hehe, that's if you're a Democrat....if you're a Republican it's
homosexual sex with under-age boys, crack/meth, and DWIs....

I'd want to be a Democrat too!!!

 

I went throught a 12 step program last week.It involved bending an
elbow.Not bad.The waitress kept em coming,and unlike at the house,they were
open when she handed them to me.

 

How about the college girls?

 

Yeah, how about them?!?!?!

I'm all for jumping in the sack with college girls!!! That's sure
enough a true sign of a Democrat!!!

Are you against that???

 

Was the waitress a college girl?