Lozzo and Bandit down....again

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by speedyspic, Aug 27, 2006.

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    speedyspic Guest

    I'm just back at Tori's after an evening savouring the delights of the
    A+E dept at the wonderful James Paget hospital in Gt Yarmouth.

    To cut a long story short, it appears the rear suspension collapsed
    because something broke, locked the rear wheel into the inner mudguard
    and threw me off at about 50mph on a narrow North Norfolk lane.

    Damage to me is serious bruising to my right hip my right knee is badly
    bruised and swollen and my right ankle has taken a nasty knock which
    prevents me putting any weight on it. Not too sure about damage to the
    bike, but it aint looking good.from what I've been told. Auntie
    Carole's boys are taking it home or me as I type.

    Cue "clumsy ****" posts.
     
    speedyspic, Aug 27, 2006
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    eric the brave Guest

    Clumsy git. Glad ewe is OK though GWS.
     
    eric the brave, Aug 27, 2006
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    Pip Luscher Guest

    Would everyone stop falling off!
     
    Pip Luscher, Aug 27, 2006
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    Paul Corfield Guest

    GWS Loz.
     
    Paul Corfield, Aug 27, 2006
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    WavyDavy\(Mobile\) Guest

    "eric the brave" <""simonb_at_zapik_dot_co_dot_uk\"@foo.com (eric the
    brave)"> wrote in message

    We don't have enough time to have more than one trite phrase!

    He's a clumsy ****, as he stated himself and no other derogatory remarks
    will be countenanced!

    Dave

    PS. GWS you clumsy ****.
    PPS. I found the NS handled loads better with an inflated rear tyre and I
    *didn't* fall off in the 35 miles before I inflated it! You clumsy ****.
     
    WavyDavy\(Mobile\), Aug 27, 2006
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    Scraggy Guest



    Sir needs a nice Beemer, Sir does.
    I won't bother running cos, being a cripple, you couldn't keep up.

    GWS mate.
     
    Scraggy, Aug 27, 2006
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    ginge Guest

    Bruce did it better, but all the same it was a valliant attempt at
    stealing his thunder.

    GWS mate.
     
    ginge, Aug 27, 2006
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    Matt Chapter Guest

    FFS! I like the style of blaming the machine, though.

    GWS.
     
    Matt Chapter, Aug 27, 2006
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    Christofire Guest

    GWS mate. How's the tyre?
     
    Christofire, Aug 27, 2006
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    zymurgy Guest

    That, and thrashing the tits off it until it broke ?
    You daft twat.

    GWS,

    Cheers,

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Aug 27, 2006
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    Tim Guest

    Stupid boy, Pike. Glad it's nothing worse.
     
    Tim, Aug 27, 2006
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    fotoman Guest

    When you are mobile again pop in to my studio for a brew and review some
    images.
    It usually accelerates the healing process. GWS.
     
    fotoman, Aug 27, 2006
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    TMack Guest

    Bad luck. GWS
     
    TMack, Aug 27, 2006
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    fluffycat Guest

    silly boy. gws x
     
    fluffycat, Aug 27, 2006
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    DR Guest

    Bucking fuggery. Glad you're not more seriously hurt.

    It's 3 years *to the day* since my B6 crash.
     
    DR, Aug 27, 2006
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    You got it.
     
    Colin Irvine, Aug 28, 2006
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    Donald Guest

    Don't think you can put clumsy **** against mechanical failure.

    Unless the failure was attributable to untightened bolts or such.

    GWS.
     
    Donald, Aug 28, 2006
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    Linkage/pin sheared, I suppose.
    Pah; you'll self repair. Take it easy, Bond.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 28, 2006
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    muddy Guest

    Too many pies.
     
    muddy, Aug 28, 2006
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    muddy Guest

    Good grief, Loz. GWS, etc.
    heh
     
    muddy, Aug 28, 2006
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