Loud pipes have their uses.

A few laughs tonight.
Laugh #1
I was following a riced up nissan skyline with milo tin exhaust watching
the driver yacking away on his mobile with the window wound down. As he
stopped about 5 cars away from the red light I split down the middle
with the clutch in and in first so that the bike was just idling. As I
passed his window I waited till my pipes were parallel with his window
and then let him have a blast of staintune enhanced big twin exhaust
(being undertail they are at ear level to a seated driver. His reaction
was priceless. He dropped his phone on his lap from the fright!

Second laugh:
I was stopped at the lights near southbank on city road when a guy and
his wife/girlfriend pulled up alongside me in the right lane in a white
bmw 320i with all the windows down.
The driver was on the mobile. So again I begin to rev the bike to 4500
revs making it very noisy. They both looked at me startled and he
immediatelygot off the phone.
Third laugh:
I was waiting to turn right behind a long line of cars.
The lights turn red and since i hadn't crossed the lines I stopped for
the next change.
Guy in a white van behind me starts telling me off becuase I didn't
SPLIT ahead of all the turning cars and held him up.
He would have run the red light.

What is wrong with some people?

 

Yeah. You'd reckon the fucking biker would have split the lanes.

Nev..
'03 ZX12R

 

Their pipes are too loud?

 

Speaking of laughs (and the milo tin exhaust brigade), I got a great giggle
yesterday afternoon on my way home from work. There's this guy in a tiny
rice rocket (looks kinda like an old Barina, but has the obligatory
pssscht-cht-cht-cht bov, *huge* milo tin exhaust, *huge* very fucking
stoopid looking chrome rims that don't fit under the guards properly, *huge*
wing on the back off the roof that looks like half a bathtub and 500kgs of
lunar lander body kit hanging off it everywhere) that normally comes past my
place every afternoon at a billion miles/hour with his doof doof crap
blasting out loud enough for goddam Mars to hear. I spotted him pulled off
the side of the highway, bonnet up, standing in the passenger doorway with a
desolate head down demeanour and a whole bunch of absolutely nothing going
on with the car. *AND* he didn't come past this afternoon Looks like
my prayer of "God I wish that fucking rice boy doof doof shit box fucking
piece of crap would blow up!!!" every time he comes past has finally paid
off

MrBonk
www.mrbonk.com

 

I've had one guys so desprate to run the red light they drove over the
gutter to run it, just missing a car turning on the way through doing a
hook turn. Was hoping I would meet up with him at the next lights for a
little discussion but was disapointed. Was a rice man in a Rice clothing
van

I've been using the exhaust for a while for cars thats cut me off or don't
see me but I usually go up to 10,000 rpm. Why stop at 4,500 94 db
through the window of a car is like a plane landing. Only problem with it
is 4 wheel drives are tooooo high!!!

 

and I"ve just put quieter pipes on the 60cc



and coneheads raptor sounds fucken horn with the stock? pipes

 

Because that's the redline of a diesel engine

JustAL


Why stop at 4,500

 

If you have to rev it over 4,500 you dont have enough cubes.

Boxer

 

You finally welded the hole up?

 

It's at 94 decibels at 4500 revs.
Boxers only rev out to 8500 before the limiter cuts in.
It was plenty loud

 

Loud.. pfft.. you could do better with a sleeping Clem or Goaty as pillion.

Nev..
'03 ZX12R

 

So who's the big-exhaust-can wanker again? ;-)


BTH

 

Hehehehe at least mine make noice and don't just look like a milo tin.
ps the wanker bit was for the mobile phone

 

Nah, new improved performance exhaust. Apparently it goes faster now

 

Wot, the paper mache one?

Al

 

what is wrong with you ? you done ok in the 1st two instances yet you missed
out on the opportunity to really let the pipes speak at the last idiot

 

shit, has primary school started up already?

 

I usually go up the footpath, my fairing doesnt like gutters

cheers dan

 

And the netrider server shat itself.

Moike

 

would you like a lie down ?