Looking for local groups of riders

Hi, I'm looking for a local group to join for days out and just
generally enjoying time spent on two wheels in Cheshire / Wirral

 

www.gbmcc.co.uk has reps in your area.

 

Don't run! That's what they'll be expecting, man. They're a pack
hunter, the GB. He uses coordinated attack patterns, and
he's out in force today. And he slashes at you with this ... the
retractable six, eight or even nine-inch weapon ...

 

hah.

 

Why the **** do these wankers have to form groups and associations like
that? JHC that's worse than the Christian Motorcyclists Federation or
whatever the **** they call themselves today, almost as bad as BMF even.
FFS it's like forming the Boringly Normal Straight Likes To Get Shagged
And Drink Beer Bloke Motorcycle Club. Come on BGN, you seem like a stand
up guy, explain it to me. pretty pleeeze, with knobs on.

 

Your suggestion wouldn't be allowed under anti discrimination laws.

 

I think it's got something to do with the wish to belong to and be
identified as a member of a group. Someone with a better
understanding of psychology and sociology will be around soon to
correct my errors and fill in the gaps.

Human Beans are social beings and like to be members of groups to
speak with like-minded people to learn and share ideas so they learn
their own little groups in Society. This could be a motorcycle club,
knitting circle, group of colleagues, football supporters club,
friends, etc.

UKRM could be defined as a group, much like the GBMCC or any other BMF
bonded or local independent group. I'm not sure if people feel like
they're members of UKRM or if they just happen to be a part of UKRM. I
suppose that if people have UKRM stickers on their helmet or a UKRM
logo on their registration plate (etc) then they probably feel like
members of UKRM. I suppose it depends on how one defines UKRM. Is it
a place to natter, is it a way of thinking, is it a motorcycle group,
is it a group of friends, is this me thinking too deeply?

I've often wondered why anyone would wish to belong to a group like
the GBMCC in this day and age. I don't know what it stands for. I
looked at their About Us link and there is no justification for why
they exist, only that they were around in '77. I don't know why they
were around in '77 or if they hoped to achieve anything. Poofs on
bikes, being as anonymous as a famous person or anyone else on a bike
wouldn't have had any 'motorcycle reason' to join each other. Part of
this whole motorcycle thing (To quote Prince William) is camaraderie
and speaking to strangers without fear and having something in common.
Perhaps GBMCC formed by accident with local groups of friends but I've
no idea. They permit dirty straights to join too so it's not an
exclusive club or anything.

I considered joining them at one point but after a bit of thought felt
that they were just going to be a load of rude bitchy cunts and when I
can get the same service from UKRM free of charge why should I bother
sending them a cheque for £20? And if I were to turn straight one day
would I want to join the SBMCC if there were one?

I may well join a local MCC (I think there's a BMF bonded one in Hythe
listed on the BMF webber) but that would only be so that I could go
out for a ride with someone who is local and visit little social local
meetings and discover some local roads I didn't know existed.

 

no-one genuinely straight would join an organisation called the "Gay
Bikers Motorcycle Club". Not even in an "ironic" way.

 

Is there a Genuine(TM) Straight test that one has to take?

I assume that they permit dirty straights in so they don't get done
under a decrimination act of some kind.

 

What's a 'Dirty Straight' ?

 

You.

 

I like that term.

 

Would you like me to talk dirty to you?

 

Yeah, go on then.

 

<Opens Talking Dirty Sex Tips and flicks through pages>

""
To turn up the dirty talking a bit, you should focus on this question:
What do I want to happen to my partner or to me? Do not be
intimidated. Think about things like foreplay, oral, anal, the use of
toys, different positions, being spanked, etc. The answers to this
question can be transformed into very naughty phrases. These are all
within you, for only you know what you want. Ok, so you can cheat if
you really need to: if you draw a complete blank, watching adult films
for inspiration is always a possibility. Nevertheless, you should look
deep within yourself and bare all your dirty fantasies. “Long inhale,
You just got out of the shower, couple breaths, I just want to ****
you until you can’t walk anymore, inhale, Cum/spray all over you,
inhale, quivering exhale, inhale, Get you all dirty again.”
""


I want to [fill in verb] you with my hard [fill in noun] until you
[fill in verb] all over me.

 

That was amazing Nick.

 

Yet another satisfied customer.

 

Ya got to love this NG

 

Oh I'm sure there is a tranche of ever so fucking PC Hardly Worthit
riding champagne marxist apologists who would consider it essential. All
those afraid_of_leering_blokes women who love to sidle up to their Queer
male friends, though it's unlikely many of them ride bikes. Even if they
do, the average Dyke biker (non tran) wot I have met would scare the
shit out of the poor dears, right out of their Laura Ashley recycled
hemp underwear in fact.

Just using the term Gay is completely fucked IMHO. Gay, Vera Lynn had a
gay manner, Doris Day maybe. Queer, proud to be Queer as **** had some
kudos.

 

UKRM never fails to deliver when it comes to disappointment.