Look out for Graham at Connections

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Sir.Tony

Hmm... Can't see the attraction myself. But hey! Nothing ventured,
nothing gained.

Can you recommend any venues?

Of course, I'm a little shy. I'd probably have to get *well* pissed
before I drove there.

 

Oi...pack it in. You better not drink and drive! hooo

 

Well you see I think Nigel has to be careful because be might get in a
Jam and then he might Wanna Be Starting Something. After all it could
end up as a Thriller but perhaps he could just Beat It. Getting a hard
on at the wrong time could be Dangerous but he would always Remember the
Time. A lot of these situations aren't Black or White but it's Human
Nature to take a look at the Man in the Mirror and if you're scared of
what you see then you can always be In the Closet.

Anyway perhaps you don't do the dogging thing anymore because you did it
with Dirty Diana or was it Billie Jean or the Liberian Girl? It all
sounds a bit Off the Wall to me but perhaps it's just Human Nature to
want to dog a Pretty Young Thing. Still I guess You're not alone.

 

3-piece, is it?

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Graham is my hero; this week, anyway.

Next week you can be my hero.

Or I can be yours.

What will it be?

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

If we promise not to drink and drive will you promise not to wank in
public?

When you were dogging did you come over the car, or simply shoot your
load on the ground. Did you try to get eye contact with the two blokes
in the car when you came?

 

"Live, from Norwich, it's shag in a cemetery"

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Grimly Curmudgeon said:

Yeah, with lots of padding. Just like his face, cheeks and neck.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, said:

Make no bones about it. Get into the spirit of things and start coffin.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Grimly Curmudgeon said:

"Will it be chips, its chips, we hoo-ope it's chips it's chips..."

 

itym

"Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings? You'll have to wait and
see."


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In uk.rec.motorcycles, Salad Dodger said:

All sung in the back of a blue Ford Trannie

<sighs a happy sigh>

 

It's great how UKRM has a resident expert in everything.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Ginge said:

I wonder what happened to the black guy who wore the builder's hat?

I wonder if he ever got his onion rings?

 

You utter, utter bastard all the memories just came flodding back
<whimper>

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lady Nina said:

Oh come on, they weren't that fucking bad!

I still eat 'em now!

 

You better not have an accident on a country lane in your car, I might
pretend I didn't see you. A farmer might find a recked car with a dead body
in-side it, in the morning.

 

Graham is a two-faced spin-doctoring bastard. His voice on the radio really
piss me off.

 

hahahahahahahahahaha i like this

 

Hmm, and you are a twat whose posts on this newsgroup really piss me off.
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Dan L (Oldbloke)
My Bike 2000 Honda CB500
M'boy's Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X

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